1. What is your name?
Chris
2.What color underwear are you wearing right now?
what's underwear?
3. What are you listening to right now?
half a dollar - nukkah music
4.What are the last two digits of your phone number?
10
5. What was the last thing you ate?
well i thought it was a yam...but someone told me later that uhh...well it wasn't...cuz yams dont have pieces of corn lodged in them
oh yea, corndogs
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Caca Brown - cuz I'm a bean
7. How is the weather right now?
pretty gaylordic---grey skies
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
uuumm..Gay-vid
9.What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
depends...sober...ass....drunk....ass ok guess it doesn't depend. haha, nah ass is probably like the 1st and a half thing i notice...probably face
10. Favorite Food?
stuff that yummers
11. Favorite Drink?
spritz! hahah i dont even know what that is...haha as far as beer goes...DOS EQUIS, whatever brand of Heffeweizen, Corona, Rolling Rock, St. Pauli's Girl.
12. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
oh dope, guess i already answered that...well actually i just answered beer...but yea drinks in general...umm, sangria, orange/pineapple juice, and water. but yea, alkee... JACK AND COKE never fails.
13. Favorite place to shop?
Express
14. Hair Color?
dark Brown
15. Eye Color?
brown
16. Do you wear contacts?
nope, but maya te clay does
17. Last person you kissed?
hmmm....lemme think....haha, jk....Kelli
18. Favorite Month?
August...adurr....its summer the best time of the year ever, plus my birfday
19. Favorite Fast Food?
damn...ALBERTOS when im drunk...if sober, Wendy's or Yoshinoya like once a year cuz theyre all fuckin far
20. Last Movie you Watched?
Napolean Dynamite....haha finally...well some of it
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
August 15th
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
hahaha come now, are you serious???...no
23. Summer or Winter?
SUMMER...damn she's hot haha
24. Hugs or Kisses?
"head" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! fuckin ness
25. Chocolate or vanilla?
i don't discriminate...hey, as long as she's fine...teehee
26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
but of course, but not MAYA TE CLAY, or CHINO TE CLAY...cuz they're faggots...but yea...
27. Who is most likely to respond
urrrrrrrbody....prolly like 2 people
28: Who is least likely to respond?
stupid biotches, gooches, rocket-lovers, cockfest-in-their-mouth cooterheads
30. What books are you reading?
The Da Vinci Code, A Clockwork Orange
31. What's on your mouse pad?
crazy blood pad....haha black and red stupid verizon pad...fuck it it was free
32. Favorite Board Game?
Jump Your Boner
33. What did you do last night?
adventures...spent new years on the freeway....but i was with kellz so of course it was gravy
35. Who inspires you?
Mankind (WWF)....hahahahah, nah noboy really inspires me cuz i'm so dope, but yea, friends and bros are cool...haha question totally not answered
36. Butter, Plain, or salted popcorn?
salty balls in yo mouf
38. Favorite Flower?
Cooter Bloom....and Lily of the Valley
39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M?
umm...i don't say jack shit...i wake my ass up usually shiver my ass (and shiver me timbers) over to the bathroom and take a hot shower cuz it's spicy like that...and then ask myself "What don't I say anything when I wake up in the AM?"...why the fuck doesnt it just say morning
40. Do you still talk to your best friend from middle school?
i have two...one thank God yes cuz I miss the bastard, he's halfway cross the country...and the other one, it fuckin sux cuz the answer is pretty much no
41. What's on your desk?
YAY FOR BONERS
42. Rock Concert or Symphony?
come now...ARE YOU READY TO ROCK....."ROCK AND ROOOOOLLLLL" -- Ozzy
43. Play or Opera?
meh...play with oprah
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
hell yea, fuck man i gotta reload my gat and wipe yo punk ass trick homie's blood off...
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
HELLOORRRRRRR
46. Right handed or left handed?
right, left, backwards right, backwards left, backwards with a twist, double fisted....
47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
"smooth, I dont like anything chunky, that means you fat ass!" -- hahaha ness you fuckin kill me....haha smooth cuz i dont know what the fuck them chunks are....how bout i blow chunks in yo mouf instead?
48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
0-4, depends on the need for them, just try and avoid the headboard
49. City and State you were born in?
West Covina, CA
50. Ever hitchhiked?
I bitchhiked...haha made her ass hike all the way back home...hahaha
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spritz! hahah i dont even know what that is...haha as far as beer goes...DOS EQUIS, whatever brand of Heffeweizen, Corona, Rolling Rock, St. Pauli's Girl.
12. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
oh dope, guess i already answered that...well actually i just answered beer...but yea drinks in general...umm, sangria, orange/pineapple juice, and water. but yea, alkee... JACK AND COKE never fails.
13. Favorite place to shop?
Express
14. Hair Color?
dark Brown
15. Eye Color?
brown
16. Do you wear contacts?
nope, but maya te clay does
17. Last person you kissed?
hmmm....lemme think....haha, jk....Kelli
18. Favorite Month?
August...adurr....its summer the best time of the year ever, plus my birfday
19. Favorite Fast Food?
damn...ALBERTOS when im drunk...if sober, Wendy's or Yoshinoya like once a year cuz theyre all fuckin far
20. Last Movie you Watched?
Napolean Dynamite....haha finally...well some of it
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
August 15th
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
hahaha come now, are you serious???...no
23. Summer or Winter?
SUMMER...damn she's hot haha
24. Hugs or Kisses?
"head" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! fuckin ness
25. Chocolate or vanilla?
i don't discriminate...hey, as long as she's fine...teehee
26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
but of course, but not MAYA TE CLAY, or CHINO TE CLAY...cuz they're faggots...but yea...
27. Who is most likely to respond
urrrrrrrbody....prolly like 2 people
28: Who is least likely to respond?
stupid biotches, gooches, rocket-lovers, cockfest-in-their-mouth cooterheads
30. What books are you reading?
The Da Vinci Code, A Clockwork Orange
31. What's on your mouse pad?
crazy blood pad....haha black and red stupid verizon pad...fuck it it was free
32. Favorite Board Game?
Jump Your Boner
33. What did you do last night?
adventures...spent new years on the freeway....but i was with kellz so of course it was gravy
35. Who inspires you?
Mankind (WWF)....hahahahah, nah noboy really inspires me cuz i'm so dope, but yea, friends and bros are cool...haha question totally not answered
36. Butter, Plain, or salted popcorn?
salty balls in yo mouf
38. Favorite Flower?
Cooter Bloom....and Lily of the Valley
39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M?
umm...i don't say jack shit...i wake my ass up usually shiver my ass (and shiver me timbers) over to the bathroom and take a hot shower cuz it's spicy like that...and then ask myself "What don't I say anything when I wake up in the AM?"...why the fuck doesnt it just say morning
40. Do you still talk to your best friend from middle school?
i have two...one thank God yes cuz I miss the bastard, he's halfway cross the country...and the other one, it fuckin sux cuz the answer is pretty much no
41. What's on your desk?
YAY FOR BONERS
42. Rock Concert or Symphony?
come now...ARE YOU READY TO ROCK....."ROCK AND ROOOOOLLLLL" -- Ozzy
43. Play or Opera?
meh...play with oprah
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
hell yea, fuck man i gotta reload my gat and wipe yo punk ass trick homie's blood off...
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
HELLOORRRRRRR
46. Right handed or left handed?
right, left, backwards right, backwards left, backwards with a twist, double fisted....
47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
"smooth, I dont like anything chunky, that means you fat ass!" -- hahaha ness you fuckin kill me....haha smooth cuz i dont know what the fuck them chunks are....how bout i blow chunks in yo mouf instead?
48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
0-4, depends on the need for them, just try and avoid the headboard
49. City and State you were born in?
West Covina, CA
50. Ever hitchhiked?
I bitchhiked...haha made her ass hike all the way back home...hahaha
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