The Return...

***ARCHIVED FROM MYSPACE: 7/21/08***

What is up errrrrbody? So I'm back from Hawai'i, so Aloha to ur mama. Man I am so delerious cuz I had an overnight flight and I couldn't sleep on the dang plane. Ahh well, a week in Maui with the parents and my nephew was good times, goin to the "beotch" and gettin rolled up into the weird currents over there...kinda scary actually...so body boardin was tough. But yea, laying the beatdown on my nephew...and I mean beatin the crap outta him, wrestlin and such and hes not even 10 yet. But he's beginning to learn how to put up a real good fight finally, so thats good. I was proud to see him get off the couch and do situps and pushups with me in the room one night. I felt like a role model. haha, weird. But anywhoot...yea almost died on the way to HANA for those who know where that is...crazy shit..one lane roads so u almost crash like a million times with stupid natives that are going fuqin fast like 50 miles/hr when it says like 10....freaky snake curves, but awesome scenery. Meh. Sugar cane errrrwhere u looked....but hey it was really beautiful and I think I saw this girl that was a grade above me in high school...her name was Lauren Carrassco...think thats how u spell it...but yea i swear it was her...but anyway, oh yea....went to a Luau. Man it was awesome good times getting inebriated for the first time ever with my parents, and Mark Twain was next to me with his hot daughters in front of me. Haha, man that Mark Twain has some silly stories, he should write a book.

But yea, Luau was off the hook...I actually ate the food this time...last time I din' like dat stuff for whatever reason. I was stupid...cuz it's mad grub.

SO IM BACK! PEACE THE FAWK!