1) Do you like blue cheese?
fa sho
2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
haha what the hell? who made this survey? U can SMOKE heroin? ..anyway, nah
3) Do you own guns?
my fo fo, my glocc, my nine, mack milli hahaha
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
the hell? i think sonics are like unicorns and ruby tuesdays, there aren't any in this freakin area, i think state! so why all the damn commercials???
5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
nah, Dre is the shit
6) What do you think of hot dogs?
i feel bad for them, dogs need baths too so they can be squeeky clean
9) Can you do push ups?
more like pushing the earth DOWN....chuck norris jacked me
10) Can you do a chin up?
"chin up"...haha charlottes web
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
the twinkle in my eyes
12) Favorite hobby?
Bilbo Baggins
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Wrecks n Efx
14) Do you have A.D.D.
A Dick Diaper? yeszzir!
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
'trait is the new poor-trait
16) What's your Middle name?
in the Middle Ages I believe it may have been Christoferson Zambroneous
17) Name 2 thoughts at this exact moment?
1.am I going to answer any of these questions seriously?
2. haha oh course not, it's bad enough my profile is there for spooks jooks (jook gals), pooks, and even cooks and creeps to see...no sirree...not for mee!!
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
1. Juice....it's a good movie/beverage
2. a weezo tweezo (great for those hard to reach places)
3. ya maymay (she's the best)
19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
1. Juice by You
2. Fizzy Bubblech
3. Sapphire Tonic
neva have 2 wurry
21) Current hate right now?
current mate right now?
current date right now?
current flake right now?
burrent jate right blaow?
zurrent Kate Bite How?
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
isn't it usually RING in the new year? but who am I? the wordmaster? anyway, i was partyin with my FOLK up in hollywood...as dub-C would say..."NEEE-YAH!"
24) Where would you like to go?
on a boozer boat....CHOLO BOOZER
25) Name three people who will complete this?
shit? u mean just reading it? hopefully everyone loves raymond
26) Do you own slippers?
yea, they're the double dipper up the zipper with a quipper hipper jibba jabba and abba zabba you're my ooooonly friend
27) What shirt are you wearing?
now aren't you TESTY-ees
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
do you like sleeping on pins and needles? hopefully the answers, and the distinction of the opposing feelings are clear to your buttox
29) Can you whistle?
hustle n bustle...skip to my lou
30) Favorite color?
purple nurple...ok nah it's BLUE HOLMES
31) Would you be a pirate?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr matey...mr warren beatty
32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
my songs while playing mahjong with my ding dong
33) Favorite girl's name?
Chris
34) Favorite boy's name?
Chris
36) Last thing that made you laugh?
Chris
37) Best bed sheets as a child?
NINJA MUTHAFUCKIN TURTLES.....oh and Mama'z Family....that bitch was TIIIIITE!
38) Worst injury you've ever had?
my purple nurple....and my MCL tear...
39) Do you love where you live?
I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv it...we do the damn thang all night, better yet FO LIIIFE
40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
what u takin inventory?
41) Who is your loudest friend?
THE COACH/PIG fa sho
42) who is your closest sibling?
my brotha n my sista fo shooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo ooooooo
43) Does someone have a crush on you?
crushinnnnnn well i assume so when u this fressssshhh
44) What Celeb would play you in a movie?
i love how Celeb is capitalized
45) What is your favorite book?
Cat in the Hat...haha i dont think I ever read that
46) What is your favorite candy?
u want it? i got it...drippin like watah
47) Favorite Sports Team?
DODGERS / LAKERS...that's what I live by, I got other teams I like / cheer for but they ain't on their level
48) What song do you want played at your funeral?
My Girl
49) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
sheeeeeeet
50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
where am i???
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