hahaha yaaas kiddee...but not
friday was coo...woke up 8 am, showered, took off to work..it was coo...saw the huge rush near the entrance...by department wasnt too bad...i'd equate it wit anchor blue...but not. ehh. que-evers....anyway, work was coo....had so much delicious pizza.
so after workin a 9 hr dizzay...decide it might be time to go to the much talked about amat game at cerritos, but it seems no negroes were down to go anymore...so i just headed home. tee-weezies. had a bomb turkey sandwich wit cranberry sauce nukka! yumm. chillazed, watched TV, went online.
damn so yes it all begun friday night, as i was cruisin through e-bay, getting ready to doze off, i began to have this "bloated" feeling if you will...i'd say around midnight or so...so whatever i ignored it...went to bed...so i wake up saturday morning 10am ready to go to work, take a shower, get dressed, and right before i eat...decide i must throw up. so I run to my bafroom, and yak....twice. lovin it! felt so much betta. so i go off to work. get there, ehh, clock in. startin to feel woozeeee. so i just work...damn i wasnt feeling so great, so i straight up mad dogged the lexmark rep that i hadnt been introduced to when he interrupted me on a sale. kinda rude on his part...but i still feel bad when i do mean things unless its really driven by hate. but this was driven by sickness. so yea i mean he even super apologized after too and it made me feel so bad later on. anywhoot, after an hour and fifteen of toughin it out, i threw in the towel, went up to my sup and told him i had to go home....cuz i had just gone to the bafroom right before too and tried to yak again. super squirts...delish. so i clock out and head home. im glad i left when i did, cuz i could barely drive home. i started to get all achy. it sucked elephantitis ballzacs. so i get home, yak two more times, and still i havent eaten a damn thing...except for 3 stale ritz crackers. so i knock out. knock out til about 3...go back to sleep..wake up about 6 times total just fuckin hurting so much. for the last time woke up round 5...my mom made me eat some cup o noodles..i ate about half the cup...over 45 minutes time. and kept wanting to knock out on the kitchen nook. super sucked. so my mom headed off to the pharmacy. the crazy thing was my mom had the same thing, and sp did my dad. my dad and i were equally bad, and my mom was a little better than we were...or at least she was takin it like a mom. aww i luv her. anyhoot..she went to walgreens while i try to watch MTV....but i have it at kind of a low volume and it feels like i have 12 inch subs in each one of my ears. so i turn it off and begin to knock out for a bit. then im super naucious. delicious squirts about 3 times. many glasses of water i shoved down my own throat. it was the only thing i could barely stand to look at. i wanted to yak at even the thought or sound of any food...even super delicious ones.
so my mom gets home, and the pharmacist (a chino) kinda chuckled and apologized "on behalf of his people" cuz he said theres an asian stomach flu thats been going around the past week or two...obviously...brought over from asia...and it's an air-borne virus. fuckin sux....prolly got it from best buy...cmon put it together...computers..tingtongsoy....*wink wink* (no im not racist....only a little.... haha j/k...just jokin...but its possible...for reals....sincerely....aww c'mon....you know its true.....aww shiet de feck ep). its crazy though cuz super true...i didnt realize it..my sister's lil babies had been havin diarreah and shiet like for 3 days and my bro and sis-n-law had been feeling similar symptoms...and even the pnoy homie ferty from work said he been feelin sick too kinda....its crazy though...damn air-borne virus....dang remember "Breakout" (morgan freeman / dustin hoffman)...tite movie...
for reals though the chinito pharmacist gave my mom some Walgreen's Anti-Nasuea medicine and Immodium AD....when she got home, the three of us took it...took a while to take effect..but began to feel better over a couple hours time and after a couple doses. Thank you Immodium AD...thanks to you i will be constipated for a while...haha although that it definitely many times better than hershey squirts.....I knock out after that til about 10pm...sux..my parents were bed ridden the whole day too...it sux seeing your parents suffer...even if you're going through the same thing...they prolly think the same thing about me...parents gotta love em.....so yea, i started to feel better after a failed attempt at around 10:30 to call in sick to work for sunday....cuz i got up and tok some aleeve...got back under the covers and got a call from sean-deebols....then spoke to joel for a lil while...and when he started talking about pizza...it sounded so delicious. (the whole day fuckin sucked cuz when u sick like this u dont know if u hungry, wanna yak, wanna crap, or plain wanna die.) so anywhoot...i got outta bed...and the aleeve had kicked in. i swear to you the body aches i had saturday were rivaled only by a few occassions during elementary schools when i had similar horrible ailments. but the aleeve made it so much better and i didnt feel a damn thing...sure it was midnight but shit! i was actually hungry! hellz yea. so i go to the kitchen and i am able to chow down on the oranbge i had tried to eat earlier in the day and almost vomited all over, and a banana as well....and then i ate a small quesadilla. yumm...it was risky..cuz cheeze..dairy isnt the best thing to be havin after a day of "running." so yea, anyway, stay awake til about 2:30. (wow i hadnt watched saturday night live in FOREVER)......glad i caught SNL cuz justin timberlake was the guest....damn he's one of the best hosts ever on SNL.....prolly top 75 (maybe top 50...which is really good considering all the people that have hosted)...also because he was the musical act..."Senorita" was tite..."Cry Me A River" (rocky pop version) kinda sucked...but yea he was funny as hell man. good host...haha i remember one of the worst hosts ever..clair daines...haha i remember i was talkin to joel on the phone too (the invention of the "CLICK"......hahaha)....and we agreed she was one of the worst ever...damn that was back in like 7th grade or 8th..tops...
anywhoot...watched a little bit of showtime at the appolla..but err....it gets really annoying if ya know what i mean. yea, today went to work 10am til 4...it was coo...my prayers to the Lord were answered last night..but i guess i cant win all the time..so God did take away my crippling body aches, my nausea, my shits, my fever, my chills, and headaches...but in return he left me with the most annoying and somewhat painful dry cough...came straight outta left field....so i was coughing up a storm all day at work today...ate some carls...good ish...so yea, then went to church after i got off work, met up with Rick and Chris...chilled for a few minutes after talking bout ish..then i headed off to Starbucks to get my Caramel quadruple shot macchiato....imma need it for tonite and all the studying i gotta do...saw autumn clay there..crazy how i recogize people and am really great with names...even if i never spoke to them once....and no im not a loser..it makes me conserate, thoughtful, and clever ad the rest of you who oppose are bitches. haha. so yea she had a hot friend too. she was SA-WEEEET (dude wheres my carcancha?)....so yea, told her to say wassup to that cool cat Maya and lil Nate Dogg....and she was super nice. tite. so anywhoot teeweezies and i better get studying for my extra deliciously hard ECE midterm 2 tomorrow. oh and time for another "lap."
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