The Return...

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What is up errrrrbody? So I'm back from Hawai'i, so Aloha to ur mama. Man I am so delerious cuz I had an overnight flight and I couldn't sleep on the dang plane. Ahh well, a week in Maui with the parents and my nephew was good times, goin to the "beotch" and gettin rolled up into the weird currents over there...kinda scary actually...so body boardin was tough. But yea, laying the beatdown on my nephew...and I mean beatin the crap outta him, wrestlin and such and hes not even 10 yet. But he's beginning to learn how to put up a real good fight finally, so thats good. I was proud to see him get off the couch and do situps and pushups with me in the room one night. I felt like a role model. haha, weird. But anywhoot...yea almost died on the way to HANA for those who know where that is...crazy shit..one lane roads so u almost crash like a million times with stupid natives that are going fuqin fast like 50 miles/hr when it says like 10....freaky snake curves, but awesome scenery. Meh. Sugar cane errrrwhere u looked....but hey it was really beautiful and I think I saw this girl that was a grade above me in high school...her name was Lauren Carrassco...think thats how u spell it...but yea i swear it was her...but anyway, oh yea....went to a Luau. Man it was awesome good times getting inebriated for the first time ever with my parents, and Mark Twain was next to me with his hot daughters in front of me. Haha, man that Mark Twain has some silly stories, he should write a book.

But yea, Luau was off the hook...I actually ate the food this time...last time I din' like dat stuff for whatever reason. I was stupid...cuz it's mad grub.

SO IM BACK! PEACE THE FAWK!

HAWAII beeeoootch!

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OK snatches, so I'm outta hurr...it is my muthphunkin birfday, and I'm out. It just so happens the vacation my family planned landed on Aug. 15.

So yea, I didnt even realize it, but I spent my last minutes as a teen at some party tonight....it was pretty dope. I'm glad I went and wasnt a party pooper being that I was so tired after work. And I have to pack (still). Big ups to Vanessa Berumen cuz it was her party i think, Ronnie for reminding me and Vanessa's homegirl Elaine, also formerly from St. Paul, now of myspace...haha...oh and of course for the homeboys who were "down to ride tonight". Man mean ol Amat reunion, it was fuqin cool. had me some good inebriated fun.

Alright damn I really do have to pack...alright PEACE OUT. Be back in a week.

Flashdance...i mean, flashback

1. Go into your LJ's archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal.

So got dressed, my mom came home, brought in-n-out, so delicious, then me, casey and the Doooo-gan took off for Lindsay's house, soon Jeriel and dub-C followed and then we took off for the beach.

(entry: Thursday, June 26, 2003, 1:20a - "beautiful sunny day")

Whatchu know bout DA LOU?? (part 2)

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Waddup errrrrrrrrrrrbody,

so yea I'm back from the PiKA (Fraternity) Convention, which was off the fuqin hook....good times with my bros...takin care of business all day and partying it up and pounding all night.

But yea, the city itself wasnt so great, not much to do in downtown St. Louis, so I'm definitely glad I had my boys thurrr...haha got kicked out of bars two nights in a row and didn't even try the third....just went out to "The Landing" (strip of bars/clubs along the Missississippi) that time and hollah'd at cootahs in my inebriated state...

oh and might I add that nobody fuqin talks like that over THURRRR....I didnt hear one person have that speech impediment...dumbass nelly and chingy, its a marketing scheme....fuqin mayas...haha jk.

but anyway, the Convention was amazing, met sooooo many Pikes from across North America...shoutouts to my boys from Middle Tennessee (Eta Zeta), U. of Georgia (Alpha Mu), and Ward from Georgia College & S.U. (Theta Gamma). Peace, muthafuqas!