First 7 Months of 2007

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First 7 months of 2007:

1. Have you had your birthday yet?
hell nah...it's comin tho....OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN.,...OBLITERATED TIMES....I WILL BE ULTRA-SMASHED, I CAN'T WAIT...LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY (i just realized)...IM SO FUCKIN STOKED....JORDAN BIRFDAY!

2. Are you with the same person as you were at the beginning of 2007?
hahah I've definitely had some SIGNIFICANT and weird shit happen to me this year....I would say they've had an impact on my life, state of mind, and future attitude and outlook on others

3. Are you still in the same job?
HAH! haven't had one all year!  I just tied my longest job drought (voluntary) since 2005...7 mos!  I'm going insane now, though!

4. Is your favourite color the same color?
hell yes, BLUE, then WHITE/GREEN, then GARNET/GOLD...and i like earthtones, hehe

5. Have you got the same style/colour hair?
Ummm, yea I guess so

6. Have you bought a new car this year?
nah man, no money fo dat

7. How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had this year?
"titles"?  no way brotha

8. Have you been involved with the police this year?
HAHAHAHAHAH oh shit, 4 times that I can remember...wow

9. All time drinking place for 2007?
damn I don't know...Tequila Hoppers / Joel's house / Albona house / Ronnie's uncle's house....damn tough call

10. Is your best friend still your best friend?
yessir...they've been my rocks this year FO SHO

11. Got any tattoos or piercings this year?
not yet brotha

12. Had a hair cut?
for sure, damn pervert

13. Been in a hospital this year?
thankfully nope

14. Lost someone you cared about this year?
damn, this might sound pretty fucked up, but you understand if you know my life....I've been so fuckin busy...it's hard to remember.  One person that comes to mind is my boy Carlos and Adrian's pops....man, he was the shit, a homie, and from what I could tell, a real good dad and husband to his fam.  My condolences once again to the homies.

15. Been on a vacation this year?
ummm went to Phoenix for a little bit....and in January, I wouldn't call it exactly a vacation, but I went to Memphis.....THE SHIT!

16. Been in love this year?
nope, and I'm thankful...it would go against my ethics and morals

17. Fallen out of love this year?
nope, but I wish I would have immediately if number 16 had been a yes

18. Been kicked out of a pub this year?
hahahahaha FO SHO!!! hahahah

19. Completed any studies this year?
haha um...."pub"...now "studies"??  haha but YES i have definitely fucking kicked school's ASS this year!  fuck yea! I'M BACK BITCHES....GENIUS MODE

20. Read a book this year?
haha yes, that was essential in the mission of kicking school's ass I would say

21. Worst thing to happen this year?
hahaha I don't know.  If you would've asked me a month ago, I would've said something different.  But now, that thing is the BEST thing to have happened to "me"....in so many ways that so many don't even know....IIIIIIII'MMMM BAAAAAAAACK

22. Best thing to happen this year?
aaaaah, refer to 21 señor

23. How many times have you gotten drunk?
is this seriously a question.  And no, I'm not trying to just be sarcastic for the sake of appearing "hard"..... it's just come on....throw me a frickin bone here...

26. Has this year been a good one so far?
I would say it's had it's ups and downs...the next 5 months will only tell if it turns out to be a GOOD year...or a GREAT year

Jeez, DODGERS! Are you trying to kill me?

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"Dodgers Edge Past Giants in Extra Innings"

I never want to see that title again!  Damn, are you serious?  The Dodgers had led, 6-0, after a six-run fifth inning, then after the 7th, it was 7-2.  Thank you KENT!  I hope he's really back now after that little slump he had for a while...

Then in the bottom of the 8th, stupid ass TSAO!  What are you doin bro?  Loading the bases, then the next Gay-ant fouls a ball off of his foot (haha, btw), goes limping off the plate only to come back and hit a GRAND SLAM????  And screw the Fox commentators...comparing that to Gibby's moment in the 88 series...are you kidding me?  Then Saito didn't help, blowing the save and letting them tie it up.  They're the last place team for Pete's sake!  One of the worst in the league!

Well thank God Hendrickson and Seanez kept it together long enough for Loney and Furcal to come through...now the Dodgers are back in first.  Hope Tomko doesn't blow it tomorrow.  (Ex-Giant mutha...)

"Dodgers win 10th straight in SF"

Now that's the type of headline I like.  Tied for 1st with the Yankees with that record, I believe.  Once again, DON'T FUCC IT UP TOMKO!

the ANTIDOTES and Jurassic 5....y'all missed out!

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::The Antidotes::

.......were OFF THE HOOK last night! Also Gio was tite and AKIL from J5 performed some sick solo shit! The people in the crowd were live as hell, we had a dance circle goin hahahaha got some drinks and supported some good hip hop!If you missed out...the ANTIDOTES will be back at it again on the 24th for a CELEBRATION! JO-WELL'S BIRTHDAY!July 24th, Temple Bar, it's goiiin dowwwwn



- Peace & Love!

Check out this event: Jo-Well's Birthday (A Night Well-Done)@ Temple Bar

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Hosted By: Jo-Well from the Antidotes
When: Tuesday Jul 24, 2007
at 8:15 PM
Where: Temple Bar
1026 wilshire blvd
Santa Monica, CA 90401
United States
Description:
Jo-Well from the Antidotes

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Tough day for the NL West...or not?

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So today was a pretty bad day for the NL West I must say....everyone lost: the Rockies, D'Backs, Giants (no surprise), and the Padres (tear, tear).

Oh wait, but the Dodgers smashed on the Marlins (finally), so all is not lost.  So, yet again the Blue Crew is one game back from 1st in the West with the Madres still leading.  I must say, I watched the last inning of the SD/ATL game, ATL had it in the bag, 5-1, but their closer (Wickerman? something like that..) just about choked.  2 outs, bot. 9th, 4 hits in a row...Kouzmanof, B. Giles, etc. man what a retard...and I don't know if Saltalamaccha was on first for the Knaves but if he was, what the hell were you doin buddy; if he hustled, he had two long grounders go by him that would've ended the inning.  But NO.  5-2 Padres, 5-3, 5-4, then still runners on 1st and 2nd.  Finally with little Giles up to bat, 0-2, and he got a fucking major present from the umpire.  Strike 3 WAAAY on the outside.  So yea, that sucks for San Di-ago (a whale's vagina), but who cares, it's not like it doesn't happen to everyone--it's not like it hasn't happened to us.  (Especially in the last month--Pierre called out on 3 base steals that weren't even close...they were obvious steals.  Trust, if someone's out, even if it's close, I'll agree; but those were bad calls.  And Martin, too, on game 2 of the last series vs. the Padres.  Called out sliding into 3rd...an obvious safe steal; the 3rd out!  We were on a roll; it would've been the winning run, but because of that, we went tied into extra innings and lost by one run...BULLSHIT.  Yes, I'm still bitter about that.)

The moral: everyone gets bad calls; being an ump is difficult.  So I'll take that SD loss and of course, THE L.A. WIN!

 So yea, tough day for the NL West, but not for the BLUE CREW!

Luckiest Day of this millenium? I don't know...

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So they say today is the luckiest day of the year, eh?  Well I don't fuccing know about that since I did get a ticket in the mail today, one that I just can't afford right now.  THANKS RONNY you asshole.  And NO, you did not tell me they gave tickets, all you said, when I was half asleep by the way, was "You should move your car because the street sweeper comes soon."  So I thought, oh well, they'll just go around my car I guess...that's what they do where I live!  Cotdammit.  But yea, they give tickets at my house too, between 2am and 4am, and I MAKE SURE NOBODY is on the street if any of my friends or family are visiting....wake their ass up or move the car myself if I have to.  Oh whatever, I'm ranting because my dad bitched me out of course since it's still in his name, even though I'll be paying it of course...somehow.

PIG,  I officially hate you.....hahahaha just like how you don't want to be Joel's friend anymore when we play XBOX and eat pizza at your uncle's pad.  Piece of shit. hahahahah

Okay, aside from that rant, tonight, not sure what I'll be doing...there's two local parties I know of, I'm sure there's some cool shit going on in L.A.;  I know I'm doing something, but what?

Alright, tite, lates, cool, see ya, peace, later, bye, peace, cool, hey, late.

HAHAHAHAH....that was a joke for Olivas.

RE: Chuck Norris Fans Unite

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HOLY SHIT....so I ran across this shit from my homie's blog...totally forgot about this....I had put this up but think I might've deleted it a while back.  Anywho, here you are...old or not...

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CHUCK NORRIS FANS UNITE!

...not really, but I stumbled across this today and I thought I would share...


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a freaking Indian.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down.

When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.


Random Facts on Chuck Norris, So don't Mess with Chuck Norris or he'll Give you a round house kick.

last 12....

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Go to your page and list the last twelve people who have commented you. If someone has commented twice, skip to the next new commenter. Skip bands.

1. Christine
2. Steph McNally
3. Jenna
4. Rick
5. Mandie
6. Groover Ashley
7. Bro/Date Amanda
8. Erica
9. Ashley Lane
10. Angi
11. lil Angelo
12. Biff

Q: Have you ever kissed 7?:
A: but she's my bro!

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A: hahaha a bunch of funnyass convo's/texts (back when I had them)

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?:
A: shit who knows! Stupid Maya T. Clay moved to Idaho!!!! haha nah congrats again fucker (pinche maya)

Q: Is number one cute?
A: that's weird shes my sister, but i guess in another note...she's my sister, so probably...haha

Q: What was your first impression of number 7?
A: hahaha it was cute/funny that she was shy to talk to me, saw her for like 10 seconds

Q: How did you meet 3?:
A. at the alboner house sometime last fall i believe, ADPi's r COO

Q: Is 10 your best friend?:
A: not there yet but definitely in an upper echelon of homies! and she's amazing! hey dreamy!

Q: Have you ever seen 6 run around like a maniac?
A: HAHAHAHA i almost said no, but actually yes, hilarious

Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you?
A: FO SHO! hahaha AY! got em

Q: What is the last thing you did with 12?
A: wow dude it's been too fuckin long unfortunately...but i dunno probably had beers together and shit...but best memories definitely during SWAT two years ago! holy shit!!!!

Q: Have you ever been in 2's house?
A: nope

Q: Would you ever kiss number 4?
A: hey bro what kind of fuckin question is that, thats my homie nugga

Q: Would number 12 and 6 make a good couple?
A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH i must say that would be the most fucking hilarious thing in the world...the most weirdest odd couple on earth if that ever happened...not that it's bad, just um well hilarious cuz never...NO hahahhaha

Q: Have you ever slept in the same room as 5?
A: yes she doesn't know though...SHHHHH hahahaha wow creepy, but for real tho...nah she's in florida mayne

Q: When's the next time you'll see 10?:
A: hopefully soon! bar hoppin and pickin up bitches! haha

Q: Are you really close to 4?:
A: I would say so, at least kind of, ya know? we've never been super close, but we've known each other for a while now

Q: Have you ever kissed 8?
A: nah, maybe on the cheek, she's a homegirl, u know?

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 3?
A: not that i recall...unless u count movie nights with the homegirls at the alboner house

Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 8:
A: hahahaha nah but damn she's a funny chick like that, i wouldn't be surprised if we got caught pulling a prank or doin something illegal or some stupid shit!

Q: When's the last time you saw 5?
A: haven't yet in person...which is really weird cuz i'm only friends with prolly like 10 people max that i've never seen in person

Q: Do you even know 9?
A. yezzir

Q: Would you give number 11 a hug?
A: umm a manly shakin' hands/giving props half hug or somethin haha

Classic sounds of Linkin Park...haha

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"I'm a Christian"

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Christian by Maya Angelou

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin."
I'm whispering "I was lost,"
Now I'm found and forgiven.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need CHRIST to be my guide.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and need HIS strength to carry on.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and need God to clean my mess.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible
but, God believes I am worth it.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain,
I have my share of heartaches
So I call upon His name.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner
who received God's good grace, somehow.

~Maya Angelou~