Greek God

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hahaha, found this little charm somewhere on myspace...oh man, entertainment....

 

I am a greek god.  I go to frat parties. I love to fight. I especially love to fight GDIs. I think if GDIs were cool, that they would have rushed a frat in the first place. I most are jealous of my social life. I know that I am more fun and can party harder than any GDI. I am exclusive. I run mixers. I am the brains behind spring break. I am the reason road trips exist. I hope you enjoyed my party last weekend. I can recite the greek alphabet before the fire of a match burns out. I can rattle off my founding fathers as well as my fraternity obligations, but don’t know the words to my school song or my history professors last name. I don’t go to class. I never study. I devise elaborate schemes to cheat on my exams. I don’t buy books. I have a low GPA. I have an endless supply of doctor notes from the campus health center. I am thankful that my frat brothers will get me a job after I graduate, because I know I can’t get one on my own. I drink because I’m cool. I drink a lot because I’m cooler than you. I serve alcohol to minors. I urinate in public. I have keg parties and do keg stands. I am the master of all drinking games. I own you in quarters. I’ve never had to drink in the game “I never.” If I cant find my beer bong, I know I can get one next door. I don’t binge drink, I continually drink. I have a pre party for the pre party. I can dance, especially when I’m drunk. I wear my letters. I billboard my letters on sweatshirts. Most of my wardrobe is frat party shirts. I wear long sleeved shirts under my short sleeved shirts. I tuck in the front and let the back hang out. My hair is a mess (not anymore), yet totally in style. I sometimes don’t shave for weeks at a time. Ladies love me, but more importantly I know, ladies love me. I don’t wear condoms cause they don’t feel as good. I believe that a girl gives up her right to say no if she is at a party with us after 1:30 am. I am shady. I will cock block if I have to. I don’t care about what girls say. I only care about my brothers and myself. I will say anything to get a girl in bed. I will say even more to get a freshmen girl into bed because I know she will believe me. I am a player and I do crush a lot. I am often loud and obnoxious. I think living among rodents builds character. I love the smell of old beer in the carpet. I leave the seat up. I don’t clean up after myself. I put on a great front for parent’s weekend. No one can see through me. I know every word to every song by Willie Nelson, David Allen Coe, and Jerry Jeff Walker. I will sing them for you if you haven’t picked up by the end of the night. I cant remember my parents home phone number, but I know every digit to their calling card. I haze my pledges. I make them eat, drink, and do things that you would not imagine. I make them clean my house. I emotionally scar them for life. I abuse them physically. I make them cry. I call them pussies. I later call them brother if they don’t de-pledge along the way. I know hell week. I am everything wrong in America. I am everything you wish you could be. You want it, I live it. I AM A GREEK GOD.

NO MORE DQ biotches!

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Thank the Lord Jesus Almighty!  I am off of disqualification, and not only that, but in good standing...

WEIRD!

cuz I worked my ass off only in two classes last quarter....Spring 05...best GPA out of all my 3 years here at cal poly.  haha funny shit.  But yea, maybe I'll give the full effort thing a go, ey?  Might just work out for me.

So yea, SUMMER 05 quarter, I can now enroll...and am...bout to drop a G like a true G right now.  haha.  oh man, super hyper and delerious.  But yea, now I'm taking OOP in ECE 256, and MAT 216.  Was gonna take statics/dynamics ME 217, but fuq dat, I 'll save it till later.  Plus the teacher was whack.

Yesssss!

Time and time again...

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Man, I just don't know.  Why did I allow myself to get so close?  Like really...I see the end...I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.  Three whole years...mostly wasted.  Why has it taken me so long?  Was I really burnt out or was that some lameshit excuse?  I think it was bullshit.  Maybe I did need time to sort things out.  But fuck...three long fucking years!

I always "learn my lesson" but never does it stay in my head...the stress and insanity I put myself through...I always forget it.  I never remember to learn my lesson.  Now if I pull through once again...will I have learned?  I don't want to even think if I don't pull through.  Then life will just be shit.  I will have let down the people I love and myself, duh.  Does all this rambling do me any good?  I don't even know if me writing this will have any bearing on whether or not I remember...or learn my lesson...or just stop being a spoiled lazy piece of shit.

Oh whatever I do things my way.

There I go again with the humor.  It's so not the time.

Pi Kappa Alpha Formal

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Okay, so this past weekend was my Fraternity, Pi Kappa Alpha's 6th annual Spring Formal - 2005 Fireman's Ball - at the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas. Sin City biotch...whatchu know about a three-peat? It was good muthafunkin times. I had a blast with Kelli, F.E.I. and the bros...good shit.

Traffic was a biotch liotch cuz I left like at 4 on Friday with kellz...once we got past the 215, it was mostly a breeze though. So we got into LV around 9, checked in, super tired as hell cuz I knocked out on my bed for about 5 mins. But what the hell for right? Screw sleep! Got hungry and went to go grub at this random downtown hotel and this sports bar that was called 777 or something..it was super a crossbreed between BJ's (setting/brewery) and TGIFridays (servers' uniforms). But yea we were getting mad cuz we were hungry and service took long and it was late and we didn't wanna be late for the Boozefest....but man all of us were pleased with the grubbage. Me and Kelli shared a rack of ribs..holy shit it was huge...and the meat just slid off the bone, it was soooo juicy...haha like 3 times more meat than bone like it SHOULD be. but yea....then onto the partying....went up to the two story suite with my fellow FEI's...tite shit! Gotta love gettin blamed for breaking glass although it was anotha bro..ah well. But yes, good times were had. GOT WASTED.

Next day, woke up in a daze at 1 cuz stupid Lab opened the curtains! haha damn you! but yea, got up and went to the Rio Carnival Buffet. That was the shiiiiiiiet! Got so full I yakked. REALLY. I frickin ralphed. hahahaha, so yea, I now know the Olivas feeling of yakking from too much food. Then went to the Fashion Show Mall...that was dope cuz I left Kelli to get her makeup done at Nordy's and then I went to peruse the mall....went to Regis to buy some dope Hair Wax...makes my hair fuckin tite....then in the middle of the mall the floor rises and theres suddenly a stage and catwalk with fuckin hotass models. dopeness. So yea, then Formal happened. Good ass times....some BS awards...haha, and then more dopeness. I was a funny junior emcee some say, so thats good to know. Drank some fuckin whiskey on the rocks, a few glasses of rum and coke...in my brand new Fireman's Ball bourbon glass...and some burrr....hell yee...got plastered. Good times with my baby. Oh yea did i mentioned I looked fucking pimp...well we both looked fuckin hott. Whatchu know bout hottest couple. haha.

Today, went to the Monte Carlo, then to Circus Circus and I got some dome..i mean...we went to the AdventureDome. haha that was dope...oh yea and the carnival level of the casino. it was the tits. Then it was already 4 and super late so we came home. Finally got back like at 930...so we we went to Olive Garden...got dressed outside back into my tux and kelli back into her dress...haha.. and pimpwalke up into the restaurant for a late night monthaversary cuisine! (happy 5 months baby!)

Man my fuckin pink vest/candycane tie was the shit.

Oh yea Kelli looked hott too! teeehee!

anyway good frickin times and now back to school....suuuux

ahh well...gotta finish up the year...two more weeks and then finals nukkas!

weird

weeeeird. totally forgot i had this shit

Senior Year...FUNNY SHIT

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YOUR SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL


1. What School did u attend?
Bishop Amat

2. What year was it?
2002

3. What were your favorite band(s) or artist(s)?
Usher, Rage Against the Machine, Incubus, Ozomatli, Limp Bizkit, METALLICA, the Doors, 112, Xzibit, Gang Starr, Ice Cube, R. Kelly & Jay-Z, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, damn I'll go on forever...

4. What was your favorite outfit?
hahaha wearing nothing under a jacket...or mock turtlenecks cuz we werent supposed to. don't think i wore uniform (polos/oxfords with khakis) for more than a third of the year. hahahahahaha

5. What was up with your hair?
haha damn lemme see...first shaved head cuz of football...then i dont remember after that...just let it get all fro'd out..i forgot

6. Who was your best friend(s)?
Joel, Olivas, Pig, STAYVAN!,Turner...etc...

7. What did you do after school?
football practice.....after that was done...did hiphop dance, when that was done...track and field....always at school meng

8. Where did you work?
didnt work

9. Did you take the bus?
NOOOOPE

10. Who did you have a crush on?
haha ashley....but alas, im a bitch....damn.....

11. Did you have a girlfriend/boyfriend and who?
nah....well....nah it was never official...cut that shit off before it got outta hand...haha

12. Did you fight with your parents?
yea occasionally

13. Did you ever get detention?
haha i have NO CLUE

14. Favorite Subject?
ummm...let's see...microsoft office cuz i used to c-walk with the homie Nina, and she'd show me her monster trucks...haha, and of course Mr. Cadena's class, cuz me and my homie Joel would always pass gas in there super loud....hahahahahaha, and study hall was dope....actually did my work, and had some fun times with ryan o'niel...RIP son!...and Econ was the shit cuz me, joel, and olivas would fuckin talk allll the time...haha and wesley too...and leave class to get our workbooks and come back half hour later....damn...and finally teacher's assistant for the AD's office...just pass out hall passes, but id take my sweet ass time...go saw wassup to the homie joel in his math class and open the classroom door a crack and yell QUEK!...haha and the pep squad was right next door wit their little ass shorts..haha, and id just go to each of my homies classes and do stupid shit...fun times....fun fuckin times

16. Who did you have a CELEBRITY crush on?
haha i dunno...jeniffer bigass lopez of course

17. Did you smoke cigarettes?
nope

18. Did you lug all of your books around in your backpack all day?
nah...had lockers...even then i never carried shit...like hardly...eventually never brought a backpack

19. Best event ever?
hmmm...i dunno grad night

20. Did you have a 'clique'?
yea...haha "the chinos"...but the beaner section....haha but i had boys in other groups id kick it with now and again

21. Where was your Senior Prom at?
Disneyland Grand Resort

22. Did you have a "Max" like Zach, Kelly and Slater?
haha HELL YEA! Fat Villa's! (victors villa)...haha actually by senior year i think we'd go to the mall instead, or switch it up since we drove

23. Admit it, were you popular?
i guess most people knew who i was...but thats it, not popular....

24. Who did you want to be just like?
haha myself...shit....

25. What did you want to be when you grew up?
ummm high school was a "blank area"...i dunno a lawyer i guess, or an engineer

26. Where did you think you'd be at the age you are now?
in college, far away, having a fuckin badass time

27. What was the color of your yearbook?
ummm...white?? fuck i forgot...or was it school colors...damn i forgot

28. What was the colors of your school?
Blue and Gold

29. What was your school mascot?
Lancers

30. What do you predict you will look like at your 10 year reunion?
haha like i do now

Bob Marley ReggaeFest 2005

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Yea, just got home from day 2 of reggae fest. Man yesterday super fuckin sucked ass. I was in the exhib ition hall all frickin day, guarding some stupid doors that janitors used, plain n simple. on my feet 12 hours straight, couldnt leave my post, couldnt lean, or sit. stupid cops. hot dogs stand--> "how much for me??" "4 dollars"..."no, for me"..."4 dollars"..."no for me"..."oh, your an employee??, ok, she knows...."........."ummm"...."oh you still want it or what?"..,...."UUUHH YEA"...."mmmm........uuuh....just have it" HAHAHAHAHAHHA oh my gosh


to top it off...i couldnt hear no0t one bit of the fuckin concert....and one of my favorite freakin bands was playing and i fuggin missed em...OZOMATLI!
DAMMIT!!! (sux i also missed Mr. Vegas and Don Carlos)

anyway, day 2 kicked ass....i was working in the pit doing the barricades. people were chill, no crowd surfers to settle down...but of course they werent expected. everyone weas smokin their weed, drinking their beers, and chillin out....dancing....ohso yea, those twelve hours passed by definitely 10 times quicker than yesterdays 12. man and i knew about the cafeteria this time which was basically like a buffet for 4 bucks. freakin AWESOME.....grubbed so much...but yea...in case you were wondering...i was 2 feet from all these acts...and almost all kicked f'ing ass...

Steel Pulse
Israel Vibration
Barrington Levy
Kevin Lyttle
Misty In Roots (UK)
Gentleman (Germany)
Richie Stephens
Rupee
Tribo De Jah (Brazil)
Martin Campbell (UK)
Calibe
Detour Posse




(oh yea might i add i was pretty damn stoned by the time we left the long beach arena. haha didnt even notice it till we were clockin out)

btw, we (pike) worked this event for Staff Pro as a fundraiser...made 4 Gs biotch.

Care Bears

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yea so I did this quiz about care bears...


Thug Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla


but then im like thats coo, what if i try again...(cuz sometimes theres like two answers you realy like and dont know which to pick fora question)

and got...


Hooligan Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla


YEEEAH! HOOLIGAN BEAR BAYBEE!

one of the longest ever...

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DOPE YOU DO THIS SURVEY AFTER YOU READ IT!

1. Kissed someone thats not ur gf/bf:
yes...how weird would that be to get with someone not ever having kissed them?? haha what do u mean "hell no"???
2. Ran away:
not that i can remember...
3 Pictured your crush naked:
yay for boners!
4. Actually seen your crush naked:
haha you are silly
5. Broken someone's heart:
hahaha oh man i'm mean for laughing...but yea
7. Been in love:
yes
8. Cried when someone died:
yessir
9. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have:
i dunno about not being able to have them...but yea haha
10. Broken a bone:
kindof
11. Drank alcohol:
come now silly goose
12. Lied:
yeeeeeep

WHICH IS BETTER?
13. COKE OR PEPSI:
Cock
15. GIRLS OR GUYS:
yummy delish girls of course...well of course when it comes to making love to a man, cooking, cleaning, ironing, and washing dishes....hahahahah
16. FLOWERS OR CANDY:
candy
17. SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN:
clean shaven or at least trimmed nicely...come now
18. QUIET OR LOUD:
i'm a loud ass mofo
19. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES:
green
20. BITCHY OR SLUTTY:
SLOOOOOOOOOOT
21. TALL OR SHORT:
long
22. PANTS OR SHORTS:
chiort-chorts

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
23. WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST:
ASS, oh yea their pretty face of course...yea then definitely their ass....mmm...and legs...for real though, their smile, eyes...yea u know
24. LAST PERSON YOU SLOW DANCED WITH:
me....oh yea, kelli.....hey baybee

THE LAST TIME...
26. SHOWERED:
March
27. HOOKED UP:
like in the gooch???
28. HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:
errrrrrrrday

WHAT IS:
29. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM:
my trendy backpack (haha)
30. PERSON YOU HATE MOST:
Nappy Gootchhead
31. THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY:
i barfed

FAVORITES:
32. COLOR: blue
33. MOVIE: damn i cant choose
34. BOOK: Da Vinci Code
36. JUICE: cooter, ornage/pineapple, grapefruit, apple
37. CAR: meh, a truck...or mines dope
38. ICE CREAM: vanilla...neopolitan, butter pecan, rainbow sherbet, rocky road, pistachio nut, chocolate chip (but all of the above from thrifty's only)...haha obviously its been a while since ive had anything but vanilla since thriftys no longer exists
39. HOLIDAY: MY BIRFDAY!, christmas i guess, new years, easter cuz spring break comes with it, the last day of school before summer is definitely a holiday
40. SEASON: SUMMER
41. BREAKFAST FOOD: throwup...i mean...cornflakes (cereal)

BEST:
43. COLOGNE: HUGO, (but i now only have CKOne, it's aiiight)
44. PERFUME: meh...if she smells good, she smells good...
45. KISS: the ones with my baby
46. ROMANTIC MEMORY: damn, the night we became official...our first real date at ebar was pretty cool...and the various times we've knocked out together while im holding her or shes scratchin my head (damn that feels good)
47. MOST RECENT ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU: i dont know...ummm...never doubt yourself/sell yourself short....recognize that you are the shit....(hmm, maybe ive given myself advice...meh i dunno)

HAVE YOU
48. Fallen for your best friend?: nah
49. Kissed JUST a friend? yee...well i guess they didnt think they were just friends with me...haha oh well...
50. Been rejected?: haha yea
51. Been in love?: yep
52. Been in lust?: sure have
53: Used someone?: haha
54. Been used?: if its been by a chick, i dont care...thats cool....but some dickhead motherfuqers have tried to, assholes
55. Cheated on someone?: nah
56. Been cheated on?: meh
57. Been kissed?: yeee
58. Done something you regret?: cmon who hasnt

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON:
59. You touched?: righty...hahah touched how???
60. You talked to?: mom...well on AIM, my pike bro jacob from CSUN
61. You hugged?: mom
62. You instant messaged?: answered above
63. You kissed?: kelli (besides cheek kisses to the moms)
64. You had sex with?: que es un sex? im a good boy
65. You yelled at?: haha i dunno, probably when i was drunk so i dont 'member
66. You laughed with?: hahaha olivas on the phone...my lil' nigga
67. Who broke your heart?: i dunno about breakin it...it was unintential so whatever
68. Who told you they loved you?: kelli

DO YOU:
69. Color your hair? nah, not since frosh/sophomore summer
70. Have tattoos? not yet
71. Have piercings? yea, just my ears
72. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: girl/boy...hahaha yea my baby girl kelli
73. Own a webcam? nah that shits for losers
74. Own a thong? haha nah man
75. Ever get off the damn computer? meh yea especially lately, i never have time for the damn computer or myspace...whats happening!!!???

HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU:
79. Stolen anything? hahah never really stolen anything from like a place...but like little negligible things...haha like senior year, with one of my best buds, we were "signing up" for clubs during club week...we were pretending to sign up for the drama club just for free blowpops..hahah jacked those mofos....put names down like Jack Mehoff, Mike Oxlong, etc.
80. Smoke? have....yes....hookah...currently
81. Schizophrenic? nah
82. Obsessive? nah
83. Compulsive? convulsions
84. Obsessive compulsive? nah
85. Panic? haha sometimes but not
86. Anxious? sure not but yet similarly..haha wow im delerious
87. Depressed? have been, but not recently
88. Suicidal? nah
89. Obsessed with hate? hahah have been, a little currently
90. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? DUDE! ALL THE TIME!!!
91. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? dude, its like ur just reading my mind...its like you've got ESPN or something!
92. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: these questions are too hard, im trying to sleep
93. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: haha meh
94. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? emile, eyes
95. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: yea sure...biotches are cool...hahahah
96. Would you marry for money? nah
97. Have you had braces? yep
98. Do you like hairy backs?: FUCK YEA!
99. When was the last time you gave head/eaten out?: i dont know, am i supposed to remember
100. Could you live without a computer?: yea...when i go on vacations n shit
101. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc.?: yee
102. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: 126...use to use AIM all the time, but ever since myspace, hardly use it.,...haha wonder why
103. If you could live in any past, where would it be? 50s/60s i guess
104. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: off...
105. What is your favorite fruit?: oranges, grapes, pineapples, peaches, lots of em
106. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: wheat, white when theres no wheat
107. What is your favorite place to visit?: i dunno really...seems like im always all over the place
108. What is the last movie you saw?: Yo, Robot
109. Do you kiss on the first date?: haha...head on the first date...hahahaha jk
110. Are you photogenic?: sure
111. Do you dream in color or black and white?: ummm thats super weird question, i dunno ive never noticed...pretty sure its in color
112. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: no snatch
113. Is it chipped or fresh?: ummm
114. Do you have any dimples?: i dunno
115. Do you remember being born?: ahaha no
116. Why do you take surveys?: i dunno...boredom, like talking about myself...etc.
117. Do you drink alcohol?: please
118. Did you like or do you like high school?: FUCK YEA
119. What is the best accent?: meh, i can do em all
120. Who do you want to kiss?: a toad....oh oh! and a gooch!!! hahaha jk
121. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most? im usually not paying attention to the friggin sun
122. Do you want to live to be 100?: if im happy and healthy
123. Is a flat stomach important to you?: yea
124. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: never
125. Are you loyal?: yeah
126. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: yee
127. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: a dim light on...lights off is bad for ur eyes
128. Do you have frequent nightmares: sometimes
129. Do you like your nose?: its coo
131. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasnt real? i dunno
132. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet? haha im not even gonna try n count
133. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: variety
134. Do you write poetry?: nope
135. Do you snore?: i dont think i do...dont really care
136. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: front, back, side to side...round n round, in n out...
137. Dog/Cat?: dogs....cant stand cats...and dont like animals inside the house
138. Do you lick stamps?: if they require licking
139. Do you use an electric can opener?: duh yea
140. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?: nope
141. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: emotional
142. Favorite TV show?: family guy, simpsons, that 70s show, futurama
143. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: i did...rest in peace my brotha
144. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: piano
145. Are you a sex addict? haha
146. Do you know someone who has cancer?: yes...once again rest in peace tia, and all those who have passed in my life
147. Do you like to argue?: dont ask that kind of a question, you're wrong.
148. Do you hunt?: haha milf-hunter
149. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: both
150. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: hahah zoo
152. Are you basically a happy person?: yes
153. Are you tired?: meh
154. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today? yep
155. Have you ever met anyone off the internet? haha damn i was about to say no, but damn totally forgot i did like earlier in the school year
156. How many phones do you have in your house?: like 4 or 5
157. How long is your hair?: like a dude
158. Do you get along with your parents?: yee
159. What color of eyes do you prefer?: colored eyes are dope, but i dunno if i "prefer" them

THE LAST TIME I...
221. Smiled?: jeezus this thing is frickin long
222. Laughed? today
223. Cried? i dunno
224. Bought something?: yesterday
225. Danced?:yesterday
226. Were sarcastic?: tonight
227. Kissed someone?: yesterday
228. Talked to an ex?: nah
230. Do you own any plaid clothing?: yep
231. Do you own Converse shoes?: yuuuup
232. Do you own Saucony shoes?: naw
233. Do you own old school Nikes?: hell yeea
234. Do you wear tight pants?: ummm, no thanks
235. Is there more than one zipper in your pants?: haha nah dont think so...well i might

IN THE LAST DAY HAVE YOU...
236. Worn a skirt: yep. right now
237. Been mean: nah
238. Been sarcastic: yee
239. Met someone new: yee
240. Missed someone: yeah
241. Hugged someone: yee
242. Fought with your parents: not really
243. Wished upon a star: jaja nah
244. Laughed until you cried: nah
245. Played Truth or Dare: noooope
246. Watched a sunrise/sunset: haha i thought it said watched a suicide...weird...yes i kinda did (sunrise)
247. Went to the beach at night: nah
248. Spent quality time alone: yee
249. Read a book for fun: nah
250. Are you lonely: nah


NOW YOU FILL IT OUT! or die!

dope survey..DOO IT TOO!

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1. What is your name?
Chris

2.What color underwear are you wearing right now?
what's underwear?

3. What are you listening to right now?
half a dollar - nukkah music

4.What are the last two digits of your phone number?
10

5. What was the last thing you ate?
well i thought it was a yam...but someone told me later that uhh...well it wasn't...cuz yams dont have pieces of corn lodged in them

oh yea, corndogs

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Caca Brown - cuz I'm a bean

7. How is the weather right now?
pretty gaylordic---grey skies

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
uuumm..Gay-vid

9.What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
depends...sober...ass....drunk....ass ok guess it doesn't depend. haha, nah ass is probably like the 1st and a half thing i notice...probably face

10. Favorite Food?
stuff that yummers

11. Favorite Drink?
spritz! hahah i dont even know what that is...haha as far as beer goes...DOS EQUIS, whatever brand of Heffeweizen, Corona, Rolling Rock, St. Pauli's Girl.

12. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
oh dope, guess i already answered that...well actually i just answered beer...but yea drinks in general...umm, sangria, orange/pineapple juice, and water. but yea, alkee... JACK AND COKE never fails.

13. Favorite place to shop?
Express

14. Hair Color?
dark Brown

15. Eye Color?
brown

16. Do you wear contacts?
nope, but maya te clay does

17. Last person you kissed?
hmmm....lemme think....haha, jk....Kelli

18. Favorite Month?
August...adurr....its summer the best time of the year ever, plus my birfday

19. Favorite Fast Food?
damn...ALBERTOS when im drunk...if sober, Wendy's or Yoshinoya like once a year cuz theyre all fuckin far

20. Last Movie you Watched?
Napolean Dynamite....haha finally...well some of it

21. Favorite Day of the Year?
August 15th

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
hahaha come now, are you serious???...no

23. Summer or Winter?
SUMMER...damn she's hot haha
24. Hugs or Kisses?
"head" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! fuckin ness

25. Chocolate or vanilla?
i don't discriminate...hey, as long as she's fine...teehee

26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
but of course, but not MAYA TE CLAY, or CHINO TE CLAY...cuz they're faggots...but yea...

27. Who is most likely to respond
urrrrrrrbody....prolly like 2 people

28: Who is least likely to respond?
stupid biotches, gooches, rocket-lovers, cockfest-in-their-mouth cooterheads

30. What books are you reading?
The Da Vinci Code, A Clockwork Orange

31. What's on your mouse pad?
crazy blood pad....haha black and red stupid verizon pad...fuck it it was free

32. Favorite Board Game?
Jump Your Boner

33. What did you do last night?
adventures...spent new years on the freeway....but i was with kellz so of course it was gravy

35. Who inspires you?
Mankind (WWF)....hahahahah, nah noboy really inspires me cuz i'm so dope, but yea, friends and bros are cool...haha question totally not answered

36. Butter, Plain, or salted popcorn?
salty balls in yo mouf

38. Favorite Flower?
Cooter Bloom....and Lily of the Valley

39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M?
umm...i don't say jack shit...i wake my ass up usually shiver my ass (and shiver me timbers) over to the bathroom and take a hot shower cuz it's spicy like that...and then ask myself "What don't I say anything when I wake up in the AM?"...why the fuck doesnt it just say morning

40. Do you still talk to your best friend from middle school?
i have two...one thank God yes cuz I miss the bastard, he's halfway cross the country...and the other one, it fuckin sux cuz the answer is pretty much no

41. What's on your desk?
YAY FOR BONERS

42. Rock Concert or Symphony?
come now...ARE YOU READY TO ROCK....."ROCK AND ROOOOOLLLLL" -- Ozzy

43. Play or Opera?
meh...play with oprah

44. Have you ever fired a gun?
hell yea, fuck man i gotta reload my gat and wipe yo punk ass trick homie's blood off...

45. Do you like to travel by plane?
HELLOORRRRRRR

46. Right handed or left handed?
right, left, backwards right, backwards left, backwards with a twist, double fisted....

47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
"smooth, I dont like anything chunky, that means you fat ass!" -- hahaha ness you fuckin kill me....haha smooth cuz i dont know what the fuck them chunks are....how bout i blow chunks in yo mouf instead?

48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
0-4, depends on the need for them, just try and avoid the headboard

49. City and State you were born in?
West Covina, CA

50. Ever hitchhiked?
I bitchhiked...haha made her ass hike all the way back home...hahaha

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