***ARCHIVED FROM MYSPACE: 7/21/08***
DOPE YOU DO THIS SURVEY AFTER YOU READ IT!
1. Kissed someone thats not ur gf/bf:
yes...how weird would that be to get with someone not ever having kissed them?? haha what do u mean "hell no"???
2. Ran away:
not that i can remember...
3 Pictured your crush naked:
yay for boners!
4. Actually seen your crush naked:
haha you are silly
5. Broken someone's heart:
hahaha oh man i'm mean for laughing...but yea
7. Been in love:
yes
8. Cried when someone died:
yessir
9. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have:
i dunno about not being able to have them...but yea haha
10. Broken a bone:
kindof
11. Drank alcohol:
come now silly goose
12. Lied:
yeeeeeep
WHICH IS BETTER?
13. COKE OR PEPSI:
Cock
15. GIRLS OR GUYS:
yummy delish girls of course...well of course when it comes to making love to a man, cooking, cleaning, ironing, and washing dishes....hahahahah
16. FLOWERS OR CANDY:
candy
17. SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN:
clean shaven or at least trimmed nicely...come now
18. QUIET OR LOUD:
i'm a loud ass mofo
19. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES:
green
20. BITCHY OR SLUTTY:
SLOOOOOOOOOOT
21. TALL OR SHORT:
long
22. PANTS OR SHORTS:
chiort-chorts
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
23. WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST:
ASS, oh yea their pretty face of course...yea then definitely their ass....mmm...and legs...for real though, their smile, eyes...yea u know
24. LAST PERSON YOU SLOW DANCED WITH:
me....oh yea, kelli.....hey baybee
THE LAST TIME...
26. SHOWERED:
March
27. HOOKED UP:
like in the gooch???
28. HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:
errrrrrrrday
WHAT IS:
29. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM:
my trendy backpack (haha)
30. PERSON YOU HATE MOST:
Nappy Gootchhead
31. THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY:
i barfed
FAVORITES:
32. COLOR: blue
33. MOVIE: damn i cant choose
34. BOOK: Da Vinci Code
36. JUICE: cooter, ornage/pineapple, grapefruit, apple
37. CAR: meh, a truck...or mines dope
38. ICE CREAM: vanilla...neopolitan, butter pecan, rainbow sherbet, rocky road, pistachio nut, chocolate chip (but all of the above from thrifty's only)...haha obviously its been a while since ive had anything but vanilla since thriftys no longer exists
39. HOLIDAY: MY BIRFDAY!, christmas i guess, new years, easter cuz spring break comes with it, the last day of school before summer is definitely a holiday
40. SEASON: SUMMER
41. BREAKFAST FOOD: throwup...i mean...cornflakes (cereal)
BEST:
43. COLOGNE: HUGO, (but i now only have CKOne, it's aiiight)
44. PERFUME: meh...if she smells good, she smells good...
45. KISS: the ones with my baby
46. ROMANTIC MEMORY: damn, the night we became official...our first real date at ebar was pretty cool...and the various times we've knocked out together while im holding her or shes scratchin my head (damn that feels good)
47. MOST RECENT ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU: i dont know...ummm...never doubt yourself/sell yourself short....recognize that you are the shit....(hmm, maybe ive given myself advice...meh i dunno)
HAVE YOU
48. Fallen for your best friend?: nah
49. Kissed JUST a friend? yee...well i guess they didnt think they were just friends with me...haha oh well...
50. Been rejected?: haha yea
51. Been in love?: yep
52. Been in lust?: sure have
53: Used someone?: haha
54. Been used?: if its been by a chick, i dont care...thats cool....but some dickhead motherfuqers have tried to, assholes
55. Cheated on someone?: nah
56. Been cheated on?: meh
57. Been kissed?: yeee
58. Done something you regret?: cmon who hasnt
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON:
59. You touched?: righty...hahah touched how???
60. You talked to?: mom...well on AIM, my pike bro jacob from CSUN
61. You hugged?: mom
62. You instant messaged?: answered above
63. You kissed?: kelli (besides cheek kisses to the moms)
64. You had sex with?: que es un sex? im a good boy
65. You yelled at?: haha i dunno, probably when i was drunk so i dont 'member
66. You laughed with?: hahaha olivas on the phone...my lil' nigga
67. Who broke your heart?: i dunno about breakin it...it was unintential so whatever
68. Who told you they loved you?: kelli
DO YOU:
69. Color your hair? nah, not since frosh/sophomore summer
70. Have tattoos? not yet
71. Have piercings? yea, just my ears
72. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: girl/boy...hahaha yea my baby girl kelli
73. Own a webcam? nah that shits for losers
74. Own a thong? haha nah man
75. Ever get off the damn computer? meh yea especially lately, i never have time for the damn computer or myspace...whats happening!!!???
HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU:
79. Stolen anything? hahah never really stolen anything from like a place...but like little negligible things...haha like senior year, with one of my best buds, we were "signing up" for clubs during club week...we were pretending to sign up for the drama club just for free blowpops..hahah jacked those mofos....put names down like Jack Mehoff, Mike Oxlong, etc.
80. Smoke? have....yes....hookah...currently
81. Schizophrenic? nah
82. Obsessive? nah
83. Compulsive? convulsions
84. Obsessive compulsive? nah
85. Panic? haha sometimes but not
86. Anxious? sure not but yet similarly..haha wow im delerious
87. Depressed? have been, but not recently
88. Suicidal? nah
89. Obsessed with hate? hahah have been, a little currently
90. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? DUDE! ALL THE TIME!!!
91. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? dude, its like ur just reading my mind...its like you've got ESPN or something!
92. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: these questions are too hard, im trying to sleep
93. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: haha meh
94. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? emile, eyes
95. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: yea sure...biotches are cool...hahahah
96. Would you marry for money? nah
97. Have you had braces? yep
98. Do you like hairy backs?: FUCK YEA!
99. When was the last time you gave head/eaten out?: i dont know, am i supposed to remember
100. Could you live without a computer?: yea...when i go on vacations n shit
101. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc.?: yee
102. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: 126...use to use AIM all the time, but ever since myspace, hardly use it.,...haha wonder why
103. If you could live in any past, where would it be? 50s/60s i guess
104. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: off...
105. What is your favorite fruit?: oranges, grapes, pineapples, peaches, lots of em
106. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: wheat, white when theres no wheat
107. What is your favorite place to visit?: i dunno really...seems like im always all over the place
108. What is the last movie you saw?: Yo, Robot
109. Do you kiss on the first date?: haha...head on the first date...hahahaha jk
110. Are you photogenic?: sure
111. Do you dream in color or black and white?: ummm thats super weird question, i dunno ive never noticed...pretty sure its in color
112. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: no snatch
113. Is it chipped or fresh?: ummm
114. Do you have any dimples?: i dunno
115. Do you remember being born?: ahaha no
116. Why do you take surveys?: i dunno...boredom, like talking about myself...etc.
117. Do you drink alcohol?: please
118. Did you like or do you like high school?: FUCK YEA
119. What is the best accent?: meh, i can do em all
120. Who do you want to kiss?: a toad....oh oh! and a gooch!!! hahaha jk
121. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most? im usually not paying attention to the friggin sun
122. Do you want to live to be 100?: if im happy and healthy
123. Is a flat stomach important to you?: yea
124. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: never
125. Are you loyal?: yeah
126. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: yee
127. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: a dim light on...lights off is bad for ur eyes
128. Do you have frequent nightmares: sometimes
129. Do you like your nose?: its coo
131. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasnt real? i dunno
132. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet? haha im not even gonna try n count
133. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: variety
134. Do you write poetry?: nope
135. Do you snore?: i dont think i do...dont really care
136. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: front, back, side to side...round n round, in n out...
137. Dog/Cat?: dogs....cant stand cats...and dont like animals inside the house
138. Do you lick stamps?: if they require licking
139. Do you use an electric can opener?: duh yea
140. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?: nope
141. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: emotional
142. Favorite TV show?: family guy, simpsons, that 70s show, futurama
143. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: i did...rest in peace my brotha
144. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: piano
145. Are you a sex addict? haha
146. Do you know someone who has cancer?: yes...once again rest in peace tia, and all those who have passed in my life
147. Do you like to argue?: dont ask that kind of a question, you're wrong.
148. Do you hunt?: haha milf-hunter
149. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: both
150. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: hahah zoo
152. Are you basically a happy person?: yes
153. Are you tired?: meh
154. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today? yep
155. Have you ever met anyone off the internet? haha damn i was about to say no, but damn totally forgot i did like earlier in the school year
156. How many phones do you have in your house?: like 4 or 5
157. How long is your hair?: like a dude
158. Do you get along with your parents?: yee
159. What color of eyes do you prefer?: colored eyes are dope, but i dunno if i "prefer" them
THE LAST TIME I...
221. Smiled?: jeezus this thing is frickin long
222. Laughed? today
223. Cried? i dunno
224. Bought something?: yesterday
225. Danced?:yesterday
226. Were sarcastic?: tonight
227. Kissed someone?: yesterday
228. Talked to an ex?: nah
230. Do you own any plaid clothing?: yep
231. Do you own Converse shoes?: yuuuup
232. Do you own Saucony shoes?: naw
233. Do you own old school Nikes?: hell yeea
234. Do you wear tight pants?: ummm, no thanks
235. Is there more than one zipper in your pants?: haha nah dont think so...well i might
IN THE LAST DAY HAVE YOU...
236. Worn a skirt: yep. right now
237. Been mean: nah
238. Been sarcastic: yee
239. Met someone new: yee
240. Missed someone: yeah
241. Hugged someone: yee
242. Fought with your parents: not really
243. Wished upon a star: jaja nah
244. Laughed until you cried: nah
245. Played Truth or Dare: noooope
246. Watched a sunrise/sunset: haha i thought it said watched a suicide...weird...yes i kinda did (sunrise)
247. Went to the beach at night: nah
248. Spent quality time alone: yee
249. Read a book for fun: nah
250. Are you lonely: nah
NOW YOU FILL IT OUT! or die!
