survey...havent done one in 8413 years so here...

***ARCHIVED 7.22.08: MYSPACE***

1. Who were you with last night?
the alBONER house crowd/bros n all them singin kareoke

2. What woke you up this morning.
the cold, sun on my brain, and i think a dream (maybe it was bad? i forgot)

3. Where are you?
at home in the office freezin n shit

4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
tomorrow's gonna be a sickass day cuz people get to interact with me n shit cuz i'll be at school....

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
nah i've been a hermit all day...homelone and havent left the house

8. When's the last time you cried?
i dunno probably being an emotional drunk a couple weeks ago because of stress n shit

-The PAST-

10. Ever thrown up in public?
hahah not since last summer...haha and it was partially on purpose which makes it amusing

11. Passed out because of alcohol?
oh yea...my favorite sleeping potion

12. What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
eating subway when my parents come home and then the basketball game...oh then um goin to taco tuesdays at TH tonight homie..havent done that in a while

-The FUTURE -

13. Would you take a bullet for anyone?
not for anyone dumbass

14. Where would you like to live?
pomona..the guttah

15. What kind of home would you like?
10,000 square inch shack in louisville, ky

16. What do you want to be when you grow up?
i dunno...wealthy n shit

17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
hopefully done with grad/law/biz school and makin BANK

- ON MYSPACE -

20. who is your number one?
my sis

22. Who have you kissed on your top friends?
dude...they're like just about all dudes cuz theyre my bros

23. Who was the last person that left you a comment?
i dunno lemme check...oh tite, my cuz leyla

24. Are you good friends with this person?
we've actually never met before

25. How often do you log in to myspace?
i am habitually logged on

- IN GENERAL -

27.Do you like candy necklaces?:
haha that was so queer...and i dunno cuz ive never had one

28. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
hahahahahahah im sure its not NEVER happened...so maybe or most likely its happened but thinking about it its usually my buddies who are eatin shit and im always there to call um a dumbass, laugh my ass off, n help um up. oh wait actually IM SURE theres been plenty of times Ive eatin shit cuz im startin to remember...umm just about all of um in college...under the influence of SOMETHin

29. Do you listen to music every day?:
is a must...will go insane without

30. Do you still go trick or treating?
nah, it'd be tite if i could though...play tricks on people n get shot n shit

31. What was the last thing you ate?:
a kooch...hahahahahaha i dunno why that was the natural thing i wanted to type.....ummm i dunno what i ate for dinner last night....ummmm fuck i forgot....but im bout to eat subway!

32. Are you a fast typer?:
yea i type like i talk and if u heard me talk then yea

33. About how many people have you liked?
oooooooooh!!! liiiiiked?? thats weeeeeeeird coooooooooties! haha another horribly gay question...damn now i feel pathetic cuz it sounds like the surveys geared toward like jr high kids...i must now drown in a tub...

34. What are you doing this weekend?
work as always

35. Whats your favorite type of SODA?
don't have one...dont drink soda much

36. Have you ever moved?
yea LA PUENTE to baldwin pilipino park to covina-charter oak represent CUH! haha

37. Have you ever won an award?
i AM an award

38. Do you do any sports or other activities that are unusual?
since this is an "a OR b" question i'll pick B..."other activities that are unusual" but i played sports in my heyday

39. What do you want to do right now?
eat my fuccin subway thats waiting in the kitchen

40. Are you listening to music right now?
yea..."ON the hotline",....it's on my page too

41. Do you like someone right now?
in 6th grade rhetoric..."ummm nooooo girls are yukky". nah forreals tho no bitch crosses the mind as important

42. Whats a word or phrase that you love?
"CHRIS"

43. How long til your birthday?
6 months 22 days and 4 and a half hours....uhh ROUGH guesstimate....but more importantly..just enough time for yall to prepare for the celebration of a Lord (of the dance) and just the most legit dude u've ever known hahahahha oh man delerious

44. When were you the saddest in your whole life?
when the wonder years went off the air and skate junction closed down and they stopped rockin neon t-shirts and buster browns at the mall...the day i found out rob halford was gay...the day metallica kinda turned gay...and zach de la rocha became X-Pac. the day chyna was no longer a man and mankind no longer wrassled. the day the chinese-paki transvestite denied me on myspace...now THAT was who i truly "liked"

45. What time is it?
7PM

46. Do you use EBay to buy or sell?
nah i bought shit b4 tho

47. What makes you pissed off?
idiots. people that are fucking whiny babies, can't handle like and fucked up situations and can't adjust..who aren't open to confrontation and workin shit out and just gotta fuckin sulk mope around and try to turn people against you. fuck that...

48. Have you ever had a song written about you?
probably...every glorious and triumphant song known to man

49. What song makes you cry?
dude seriously the only songs that really can make me cry is when i'm actually singing them and its at church. i dunno if theyre tears of joy, praise, guilt, cleansing, or what...but whatever its trippy

50. What songs makes you happy?
want to open pandora's box?

51. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
my breathing

52. Do you have a job?
yea if not ill get one

53. What does Your CD player have in it right now?
dont have a "cd player" but my itunes...oh shit i didn't realize i had repeat on..it's still playin "on the hotline"...okay now it changed to a donny hathaway classic..."ill love you more than you'll ever know"...*break to eat my subway tuna sanny*...oh now atreyu's "my fork in the road" is playin...

54. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
caca brown because i am a beaner

55. What makes you happy?
my life and just about everyone in it is the shit...so yea,...specifically, singing makes me happy, dancing....performing....listenig to music...playing music....reading scripture...going to Church...accomplishing stuff...my bros...family...friends...pound puppies reruns haha i dunno lots of shit

57. What's the next CD you're gonna get?
i dunno dont plan on buying any anytime soon

[Height:]
5'11

[Hair:]
brown

[Eye Color:]
brown

[Piercings:]
ears...i thought they had closed by now after like 1-2 years of not wearing earings but i found my old earrings and tried em on, still fit all easy...weird...

[Tattoos:]
none yet...no $$$

[wearing right now?]
t-shirt, PJ bottoms, fluffy slipper shoe-things,

[What taste is in your mouth?]
tuna

[Have a bad habit?]
lots....im a hedonist

2006:
[xxx]Sucked for me
[x] Was awesome
[x] Was ok. It was awesome sometimes, then sucked sometimes.

2006 I..
[ ] Dumped someone
[ ] Was dumped.
[ ] Dyed my hair
[x] Failed a class
[ ] Fell in love.
[ ] Had love at first sight
[ ] Snuck out of my house
[x] Stayed up all night
[ ] Cried because I missed someone
[ ] Missed curfew
[?...no im not being gay i just don't remember] Kissed someone who I regret kissing
[ ] Kissed someone I loved
[x...i guess...i got all A's last quarter] Made honor roll
[x] Danced crazily with my friends all night
[x..is it possible?] Gained confidence
[x] Lost a friend(s)
[x] Gained new friends
[?] Changed look

2007 I want to...
[x] Get better grades
[ ] Care less about how I look
[ ] Care more about how I look
[ ]Be crazier
[x] Keep my resolution
[ ] Be more of myself around people

word to describe 2007:
the "culmination"

something i want to happen in 2007?
be even more badass (especially with my return to academic greatness)

something i dont want to happen in 2007?
not be able to be me...oh and not have anything bad happen! duh

my theme song for 2006 would be?
thats a good question...ummm....get back to me when i can think about it more

favorite color in 2006:
wtf? thatdoesntchange...BLUE

summer 2006:
getting completely plastered like almost every day with HYPHY and KAMOTO with other people interchangeably

My best friends in 2006:
are still my best friends in 2007

Honestly, will you miss 2006?:
nah, prolly not it was mostly a bitch

25 RULES OF WISDOM

***ARCHIVED FROM MYSPACE: 7/22/08***


i got this off a buddy's blog......truth follows...


1- Even the boss must get his fingernails dirty.
Don't make the people under you do things you haven't done or aren't willing to do. Once in a while, I'll go out into the field with a trusted capo of mine to send a message to my crew. If you're a leader, then lead by example. How can anyone argue with you then?

2- A handful of luck is better than a mountain of wisdom.
Okay, this one isn't Sal's or mine for that matter, but it's still an important rule. As smart as you can be, there are always things in life you have to be prepared for. Even a wise man can slip on ice. Don't underestimate the power of being at the right place at the right time.

3- For every one word you say, let your enemies say 10.
Sort of like Rule 8 (you'll see it soon, shut up), but I like to emphasize this point by saying that the more you reveal to your enemy, the more weapons he has to hurt you with. Let your enemy talk because information is power, and information can destroy.

4- Cash is cash, even if it comes from an elephant's stomach.
When you have greenbacks in your hands, there are no maybes, no ifs, no credit checks, no anything. A check can always bounce, a credit card is for suckers, cash is always cash (which is why my establishments only accept hard currency).

5- Never reveal 100% of anything to anyone.
If you have a great idea on how to become a millionaire, or how to convince the IRS that you really did only make $18,542 as a dental surgeon, never tell anyone all the details of your plan. Always hold something back, reveal only 75% or 90% of the plan if you have to. It protects you (especially if that last 10% is illegal) and ensures that your great idea stays yours .

6- Never make a decision when you're angry.
Smart, careful men realize they must have a clear head to think. When you're angry, it's your boiling bloodlines that speak for you, not your logic. Control your emotions. This is one of the most important rules there is. When you're angry, you make threats you often can't deliver on, or decisions you come to regret. Don't say I didn't warn you.

7- A man is nothing without his word.
One of the few things even a poor man has is his word. Your word should never be broken. Always keep your promises (you should never make promises, but I know how some of you clowns can't stop yourselves). The minute someone doesn't trust you is the minute you lose them.

8- Keep your mouth shut. If you have to lie, keep it short and simple.
If you don't have anything smart to say, don't say anything at all. Even if you have something to say, don't say it, you just end up revealing something to the other person, giving them more ammo to shoot you with. If your mouth stays shut, mistakes go the way of the dinosaurs.

If you lie, there's no use in you coming up with some conspiracy theory. A short and sweet lie is easier to defend (and remember) than some elaborate story about how some transvestite got lipstick on your tie.

9- The best way to dodge an enemy's bullet is by never being in a position where he can hit you.
Don't put yourself in a position where you can get in trouble. Avoid being put between a rock and a hard place. Never be in the same room with your enemy and he'll never have a clear shot at your head.

10- When you can't win a war by playing fair, bend the rules. Better yet, break them.
Unless you're some salame who's as motivated as a slug, you always want to win. Winning doesn't mean you have to play by the rules. It means winning. If you want to get ahead in life, you have to learn the rules of the side game. Those who run this country learned this rule a long time ago.

11- Never forgive betrayal.
Never.

12- Whenever you're in doubt about whether an enemy should respect or fear you, always choose fear.
Respect is great, fear is better. Machiavelli made this one famous. Fear is a better deterrent than respect; fear will stop an enemy in his tracks more than respect will.

13- A woman's anger can always be subdued with a diamond ring (and a man's with sex).
Is this a sexist rule? Who gives a damn? If a woman gets a diamond, she should shut up and be happy (it worked for our grandfathers, it should work for us). As long as my wife doesn't change, this rule will always apply with me. For men, I always tell my crew: A good night with a mistress will clear your head.

14- Behind every great man is a great woman.
Just because I tell you to follow Rule 13, doesn't mean that you should disrespect your wife. You need the stability of a great woman to be great. A man without a family can never be a complete man. A mediocre wife will always stop you from fulfilling your potential.

15- Nothing lasts forever.
Whether it's love, good fortune, success in business, your looks, or your hair, nothing lasts forever. This one is self-explanatory.

16- Never give a tip to someone who isn't looking.
Whether you're in a bar being served by a hot waitress or giving a stock tip to someone at your office, don't give a big tip if -- a) the waitress isn't even looking at you or going to know it's from you; or, b) the idiot you're giving the hot stock tip to doesn't even have an investment account or a clue what Nasdaq is.

17- If you go to war, always strike first. Strike hard, and hope it's the only strike you need.
When a conflict or fight is inevitable, always strike the first blow. You will knock your enemy off balance, and if your blow was strong enough, you could knock your enemy out completely.

18- Peace is only a prelude to war.
Never be complacent. Just because everything is going great in your life now, doesn't mean it always will. Always be ready for the worst, even if you don't live as though the worst is actually happening to you.

19- Have a priest on call if you choose to be a careless man.
If you're not careful, or at least cautious in your actions or words, you're doomed to make your wife a widow or torpedo your career.

20- When in doubt, follow your gut.
Instincts were given to us so that we can make a decision when all the elements in a decision-making process aren't obvious. Listen to your gut, it'll save you more often than it'll hurt you.

21- Man appoints, God disappoints.
I never quite understood what this meant. Sal used to say it all the time, and I would just nod my head even if I didn't know what he was trying to say. I don't even think Sal knew what it meant. Still, it sounds good.

22- Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.
People always misunderstand this saying. It doesn't mean you have to be best friends with your enemy, it just means you should do everything in your power to keep tabs on your enemy. Have someone you trust in his organization. Know his moves, predict his thoughts, and capitalize on his weaknesses.

23- Overestimate the time something takes, and underestimate its rewards.
Even the best plans sometimes don't come to fruition (yeah, big word, I know). Most of the time, we have to work to get something, and that means being patient. Overestimating the work and underestimating the reward will never leave you disappointed.

24- To make money, you have to spend money.
I hate greasing all these corrupt politicians, but most of the time, I makes me 10 times more money as a result. Don't be afraid to spend money if it will bring you more. Take a loan at the bank if you have a great idea for a business. Pay a good employee a decent salary. Pay for expert advice. If you are a smart businessman, you will always come out on top.

25- Lucky is the man who suffers humiliation in front of others, for his revenge will be sweeter.
If someone ever embarrasses you, make sure he gets a good laugh; make sure people see this embarrassment because the memory will eat at you until you get your revenge. Too often, people don't retaliate when they're humiliated. Raise the stakes, and you'll have no choice but to return with a vengeance.