Monday, September 10, 2007

Honestly, why the fuq am I doing this?

***ARCHIVED FROM MYSPACE: 7/22/08***

1. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?
errrrrbody

2. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
umm i don't know how to describe it....grey i guess?

3. Honestly, what's on your mind?
How for this entire weekend I've forgot to set my alarm, but somehow just somehow woke up an hour before work...weeeeiiird (did it again today)

4. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
doin this stupid shit and delayin what I have to do here at work

5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
i don't think i'm too shabby.

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
"the whole weekend i did things my mom probably wouldn't have wanted me to do. haha."...damn jeriel...great answer and i agree...haha but today, the day has just begun so nothing yet

7. Honestly, do you watch Wild n' out?
hell no that shit is annoying....I've watched it a couple times before...but a long time ago...and I wasn't in control of the remote...

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
nah....that's retarded. I love myself.."girl, you know it's true..."

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
being alive. being me. the great people that I keep close to me

11. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
"jessica alba"...once again, dammit, my answer

12.Honestly, do you keep deep dark secrets?
not really...it's not a secret if someone else knows and i think most things that might be considered "secret" to some people, at least one or two people know...ya dig?

13. Honestly, when is the last time you have been to taco bell?
fuck i have no idea....probably when I was draded one time i think it was like a month or two ago

14. Honestly, are you mean?
ehh, sometimes, sometimes not...i have a lot of patience with others...but if i don't see you being beneficial in anyway to my advancement in life, then i ave no problem being a dick to you, because you don't matter...

15. Honestly, who did you copy and paste this from?
jeriel

16. Honestly, where would you rather be right now?
in my bed at home, asleep

19. Honestly, what was the last thing someone said to you?
david said "i've got to go buy some belts.....peace" hahaha i think thats what he said...i was kinda in a rush and wasn't paying attention and that foo was half asleep so i dunno

20. Honestly, who was your last kiss?
my mom on the cheek

21. Honestly, have you gone out of your way to make a new friend?
no, i don't consider it going out of my way...i'm a genuinely friendly dude if you haven't given me reason to think you're worthless

22. Honestly, do you shower?
yessir.

23. Honestly, whos is your loudest friend?
haha ronnie the "COACH".....hands down

24. Honestly, what's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
honestly, you can shiet de feck ep with that question cuz it's none of yo biz-nass

25. Honestly, ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
yessir

26. Honestly, do you swear when you're mad?
yeah but i swear when i'm not mad too.

27. Honestly, when was the last time you REALLY cried your heart out?
i cant recall

28. Honestly, have you cried yourself to sleep?
naah.

29. Honestly, do you still cry when you get an injury?
haha nah. it would have to be something pretty freakin bad...and knock on wood, i'll never have to experience that...

31. Honestly, do you like crying?
not at all. why the fuck would you LIKE to cry?

32. Honestly, are you normally a happy person?
for sure...it's funny when others get so maad and i can keep my cool...it's great and entertaining

33. Honestly, what can make you happy?
money. booze. ass n' titties. hahah honestly though, seing my family and closest friends happy

34. Honestly, does being with your friends make you happy?
suuuper happy fo sho

35. Honestly, do you believe in yourself?
"i believe i can fly." hahahah fuckin jeriel

36. Honestly, are you annoying to people?
probably man...but it's you're fault you're around me. you obviously love me anyway


good morning. that is all

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Stop drinking beer!

***ARCHIVED FROM MYSPACE: 7/22/08***

STOP drinking BEER!!!!

This is Damn serious stuff....beer contains female hormones!
Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens);
therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test
the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.

No further testing was considered necessary.



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