Sunday, July 20, 2008

getting to know you...getting to know all about you....

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Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Copy this entire email and paste into a new email that you can send, change the All about ..... and all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. Some of you may get this several times (that means you have lots of friends).

1. What is your occupation? street bum and occasional flower/grapes slanger
2. What color are your socks right now? the lightest shade of brown...(my feet)
3. What are you listening to right now? some Atreyu shit
4. What was the last thing that you ate? a water bottle...haha, nah it was albertos at like 5 am...and i haven't been able to eat since, i feel like shit
5. Can you drive a stick shift? i couuuuld, but would i?
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? beaner brown with a blend of white person peach
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? hahaha some drunk dialing shit perhaps???
8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? my LB is the shit....seriously tho I had a homie at Azure but he got tired, another at stall & dean but he got fired...haha
9. How old are you today? 23.9315 years haha that's an actual calculation...wow N.E.R.D.
10. Favorite drink? I'mma take this shit O.G.... water, country time lemonade, O.G. Tang, nestea ice tea, and red kool-aid  (haha wow they're all powdered drinks)....umm 7-up, dad's root beer, sunkist, coke, and welch's grape (gotta cover one for each flavor haha), umm and as far as liquor and beer...not even gonna get started...
11. What is your favorite sport to watch? .....mmm to watch? i would have to say, growing up it was always baseball...but now...shit i still love baseball but fuuuck...basketball is my shit
12. Ever color your hair?  yea once in high school
13. How many pets do you have? 0
14. What did you do last night? nothin...haha almost fall asleep...then get picked up by kott and gino, drive with the top down for 20 mins till we finally decide what market to go to to get liquor...go to a bar...walk in...stare at the bar, look around and walk out...haha...go to the pool hall for a bit...pound our special gatorades...go to gino's play poker for the first time in like 3 years...get a bit trashed...go along with kott's ingenius idea to hit up alberto's at 5 am...eat some super fries, play more poker then pass out while i wanted to throw up...wake up while trying to throw up...drop some bombs over baghdad, feel a little better...watch some family guy, pass out again...drink some fancy water...come home, listen to some BLU on youtube that Joel posted...now this
15. Last movie you watched? The Dark Knight..amazing (THE JOKER WAS THE SHIT....damn batman for not dying)
16. Favorite Day of the year? my birthday, new year's eve, first day it becomes summer for me...and.......Californ-I-A where everyday is FRIDAY...
17. What do you do to vent anger? shit when i was little...fight...now that i'm older though...shiit...gotta make sure to keep my ass outta jail...so i blow one or meditate or shit i dunno lots of things...tell people my innermost feelings and share a cup of tea hahahahah
18. What was your favorite toy as a child? shiiiit...my ninja turtles shit, my ghostbusters shit, the intellivision handed down to me...when i eventually got a nintendo one christmas, it was that....but shit to be honest...most of the time it was my bike and m
y record player......fuuuck aint no toy better than hide n go seek, bike racing (and flying over your handlebars racing your girl best friend fuckin ur knee up to where u need a cast and poppin ur two front teeth out hahaha), or seriously listening to music, recording shit on the radio, fuckin with that tape deck and my little collection of 45s that were handed down to me on my record player....that was the shit...awww the days....oh yea and doing puzzles haha...i know right?  but shit i'm smart as fuck so i guess they paid off haha
19. What is your favorite season? Summer fa sho
20. Hugs or kisses? head

21. Cherry or Blueberry? cherry....but damn blueberries are good too
22. Do you want your e-mail friends to send this back? 'cares
23. Who is most likely to respond? ya maymay for two cents
24. Who is least likely to respond? the willow dwarf
25. When was the last time you cried? haha that's funny that chevail wrote that he last cried laughing cuz i think i did the same a couple days ago...haha
26. What is on the floor of your closet? shoe collection
27. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? king koopa
28. Who is the friend you have had the shortest that you are sending this to? leprechaun
29. Favorite smells? gootch, hahaha since the store opened up in the mall i would have to walk inside of it at least once when i went to the mall....bath and body works...damn that place smells amazing....oh yea tons of other things but i'm getting tired of fillin this out
30. Who inspired/inspires you? lots of people, everyday joes to proclaimed heros especially when everybodylovesraymond...it just depends...but yea my parents...a select few of my buddies...dope people...
31. Fix it or call a professional? "try to fix it, break it, keep trying to fix it until its unfixable, buy a new one"...hahaha totally on point chevail
32. Cook at home or order take out? if those are my only options (first of all, other than the occassional pizza...which i go pick up anyway...who "orders" take out???)...cook at home fools!
33. Favorite cat breed? dead ones....i fuckin hate cats...except for big ass jungle cats...THE LION SUCKA
34. Number of keys on your key ring? shiit i dont even know...like 10?
35. How many years at your current job? bein a professional hobo? all day everyday baby!
36. Favorite day of the week? wasn't this already asked?  FRIDAY muuufffuggasss
37. How many states have you lived in? permanently lived in...haha other than bein in ecuador for 3 months...just californ-I-A where everyday is friday...haha i never tire of that
38. Do you think you're funny? hahah the end of chevail's answer is funny as shit.."i think awkwardness is pretty funny tho"  hahah...umm i dunno i've been told that but i mean that's dope but whatever...99% of the time i'm not doing it just on purpose cuz i like knowing that people think i'm funny or something (cuz i see people do that all the time...dying for the attention), way i look at it, i hate negative people...so i just like to be around happy people cuz then i'm happy...haha so u gotta spread that happyness haha i feel like r kelly...but yea...so i think subconsciously i blurt out things that seem to make people get in a good mood or have a hearty chuckle...just a good side effect of being me and a nerd...dang nerds are dope...peace beezys


Friday, July 18, 2008

just as I thought....DAMN!

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I can go on and on but really there is only one word..WOW

still I will...haha

i don't like to hype movies but damn there is nothing I could say to make you have expectations that are too high

is it sick that I nearly idolize the Joker before, during, and now after the movie? hahaha seriously man, wow wow wow Heath Ledger is the fucking man and he did more than just "do the Joker justice"...twisted, demented, GENIUS, and WISE...

haha I had my arms in the air at one point cuz the Joker character was so fuckin ill...

alright laytah loozahs....go watch it already!


Thursday, July 17, 2008

i hope batman dies...

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hahaha hell yea...JOKER is the shit...best twisted villain...well riddler (O.G.) was dope...but nothing like Joker...and now Heath Ledger made him even more sick.....fuq yea!

k well obviously batman won't die...but i hope the Joker gives him a sick beating....batman's coo...but joker 1000x better, plus he ain't no goody two shoes lil biotch  hahah

Dark Knight time tonight snitches!  LAYTAH LOOOLOOOLOOLOOOOZAHS

3:24 AM - making of a beast...Baby Bynum!

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WOW

Monday, July 7, 2008

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER

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When talkin about some throwback shit involving ninja turtles, people AAALLLWAYS seem to remember that damn vanilla ice ninja rap song...gaaawd daaayum i always hated that shit, even when I was little....BUT, nobody ever seems to remember the O.G. ninja turtle song from the O.G. movie (not secret of the ooze...the actual FIRST movie).

Well, lemme refresh your memory...haha...and better get some room around you in case yo ass starts doin the roger rabbit...



Thursday, July 3, 2008

Lions...cuz that time is slowly approaching...gaawwd daayum!

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Symbolic Meaning of Lions

The symbolic meaning of lions, as one might imagine, primarily deals with strength.

 Other than a symbol for strength, other attributes of the lion are:

    * Courage
    * Power
    * Royalty
    * Dignity
    * Authority
    * Dominion
    * Justice
    * Wisdom
    * Ferocity

The fact that it is a nocturnal creature means that the lion is a symbol of authority and command over subconscious thought (as night is an ancient symbol of the subconscious - or dream states).

It's interesting that the lion is considered by many ancient cultures to be a solar animal symbol, however it is primarily a nocturnal creature, conducting its hunting activity mostly at night. Further, the lioness is considered a lunar animal.

This serves as a symbolic message of balance and sound judgment. In that the lion shares the world of both night and day, the lion bears a message of prudence to us. In other words, the lion asks us to not overdo in certain areas of our lives.

Rather, keep an even mind and an overall balance in our life activities. In Egypt, the lion represented the ferocious heat of the sun and was seen in the likeness of Sekhmet who is the Egyptian goddess known as the Eye of Ra. She is the power that protects the good and annihilates the wicked.

In ancient Greece, lions were identified with Dionysus, Phoebus, Cybele, and Artemis because myth indicates lions drew the chariots for these gods and goddesses. Here, the symbolic meaning of lions revolved around protections and they were viewed as guardians of the dead as well as guardians of palaces, doorways, shrines and thrones. They were also ultimate protectors of hearth and home.

In Hinduism, the lion is an avatar (embodiment or personification) of Vishnu.

In Buddhism the Buddha sits upon the lion as a throne of consistency, strength and wisdom.

The symbolic meaning of lions in England is shown in heraldic art where it is a common emblem of English sovereigns because of these lion-like traits:

    * leadership
    * strength
    * royalty
    * courage
    * honor

As a zodiac symbol - those with the sign of Leo likely possess some lion's personality traits such as:

    * Intuition
    * Self-confidence
    * Fiery
    * Territorial
    * Controlling
    * Passionate
    * Generosity
    * Loyalty

Those born under the sun sign Leo are fiercely independent, confident and in control. They are creative & influential forces and have the internal power to make positive (or negative) changes in their lives and the lives of others around them.

They are very loyal people, and will defend friend and family honor to the death.

Lions as dream symbols indicate we may feel as though we are being preyed upon, or we are in a position to defend ourselves. Dreaming of lions may also be a sign of our need to get in touch with our emotions, and tame them if necessary.

In esoteric studies, the lion makes its appearance in the Tarot where it is illustrated in the Strength card of the Major Arcana.

When we observe the lion in nature, we detect an easy strength and a natural dignity. The lion is born powerful, and power comes naturally to it. There is no false bravado as the lion has no need of it.

When the lion comes to us it is a sign for us to step into our natural birthright of power. Each of us is born powerful and divine. The lion reminds us of this.

Other messages the lion shares with us:

    * Hold your head high – even in times of conflict – conduct yourself with dignity
    * Stand tall, remember your birthright of power
    * Perhaps it's time to show your authority (not in a dominating way) but lead others with a loving heart
    * It may be time to defend something that is dear to your heart – defend it fiercely if you must.

    * Have courage, have faith.

As with all signs and symbols, the symbolic meaning of lions should be special and personal to each of you. This only provides you with a brief summary of the various symbolic meanings available. Ultimately it is you who determines your own unique and symbolic relationship with the lion.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

haha...READ: people that watch UFC..

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alright so a quick disclosure........i LOVED ufc when it first came out...still have UFC I-V on tape...

i was a "martial artist" for many years...if you wanna call it that (i mean i was the shit, but with all these packs of losers claiming they're this and that it tends to embarrass me nowadays since i might be grouped with these losers)

one thing you learn in these disciplines is just that...discipline

and i swear since UFC was made a legitimate "business"/sport ( i don't knock their hustle...smart of them...but...) i didn't necessarily like it anymore (all the gay rules) but mostly it was all the fags swearing they're all UFC and blah blah blah and i do this karate and i do this jujitsu and blah blah blah..WOW SO GAY and fucking pathetic...but anyway..this video is a tribute to you swear-by-all -the moves-i love UFC-for life-i think- I-am-hard-and-I am-a UFC-fighter-in training-and-oh-my-gosh- did u-see that-arm-bar-wow-i-can-do-that -too-i- am so-cool-but-really-i'm-a nerd-who-all-of-a-sudden-thinks-i-can-fight-retard

get a fucking clue..you know nothing..and now ur "training to be a UFC fighter.." haha wow roll of my fucking couch or whatever ROFL stands for...wow ur gay...

but here's a tribute...