retard moments at ANAHEIM Angels' stadium..and 2 funny videos

oh man sux...went to the Angel game today...or should i say Home Run Derby...

and yea i had a retard moment...suuuux....i was wearing my grey away Angels jersey....and I bought it way back when...anyway, when I'm walkin up the steps from my seat with Olivas to go get some beers, some dude stops me and is like....hey I'll trade you (pointing at his jersey) plus 20 bucks....so in my head i'm like...shit, if everything's good with his jersey I'm down... so he takes it off, i inspect it...take mine off, try his on...haha and i'm like...in my head...shit hell yea, it fits, it's red, shoot i dig the color, better than the grey one...and then i'm like alright, and i'll take that 20 too...(i'm thinkin...dope, free beer) haha...so he hands me the bill and is like "alright no takin it back tho"...and in my head i'm like well i'm the one taking your money dude...so I'm like "nah it's all good"...and i walk off...excited that i got 20 bucks and a new, better jersey...same brand, same quality, but i liked the red color better....

so when i come back from the beer stand, and im walkin down wearing his jersey, he's sittin wearing mine...oh man...*just thought this as I'm writing*...as I'm coming back he's doing the whole, cover your face with one hand thing like playin around...and in my head i'm still confused i'm like hahaha funny but why is he doing that...I'M the one that made out...and i'm like haha, it's coo man...and he's like..."yea I liked it...wanted it cuz it said Anaheim" and I'm like...coo...thinkin in my head...oh coo maybe he's from here, wants to rep his city, that's coo

still nothing clicked

so after the game...all the way back, and then the long ride home from Olivas' to my house...as I'm walkin in the driveway it fuckin hits me like a brick outta nowhere...."FUCK!" "ANAHEIM!" shit...i had totally forgot that the stupid ass angels don't go by anaheim anymore...SO THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE JERSEYS ANYMORE!!!! fuck fuck fuck...hahahah wow....seriously though, stupid ass angels...have to go changing their name to los angeles angels...damn wannabes...the retarded thing is they still dont even rep the city on their away jerseys so why bother??? ahhh dammit...that's why i didn't care...to me they still are the anaheim angels...so i didn't think anything of it....stupid stupid stupid....here I am thinking I made out on a deal and the fucker got a rare jersey (being a hardcore Dodger fan...I rarely wear it...usually only to angels or quakes games or when I feel like wearing red)...I mean, luckily it wasn't an authentic jersey that costs like 2 bills...it was the same brand and value (at least at purchase) as the one I had...which were like 70 - 85 bucks...so I mean it's not terrible...but I love owning shit other people don't have...and there I am giving it away...fuck....now the Angels better fuckin change their name back to Anaheim...that dude has a rare jersey that shoulda been mine....

dammit if it wan't a day game and it wasn't so hot I would've worn my black angels jersey with red trim...which just says angels jersey...

I mean being that I am not that much of an Angel fan, I got over it really (other than when I was telling this story)...but still man...shit it's rare...bet that shit's worth more money....man I hope it isn't...haha


anywhooter....in honor of my retardedly gay moment I had...




and just for fun... hahahahah

don't stop baaaby....

it's gonna be a jam fa sho....

the days have arrived....for the KING

...and queens


...or maybe the King of Queens haha


you guys prolly think I'm overly obsessed with lions...but it's just a dope symbol...and i'm just excited for this time cuz it's 1) like the best part of the summer and it gets hotter and usually for some reason more/better parties, and 2) cuz my birthday is coming soon...as well as a few other homies...

alright peace-eezies

Don't call it a comeback...

Just a crazy muthafucka named ice cube...

okay two differet songs....umm...I think

anyway, so yea, it's been 4 YEARS since I had written in this muuuuffugga...crazy and I stopped with good reason...less n less people I knew had livejournal and more and more creepos on the internet were readin my shit and weren't even members...so then i started writing on myspace once I felt like it...then tons and tuns of creepos probably happened there cuz I forgot to put my shit friends only...well that all changed now..as all the entries are friends only

but yea so I had totally forgotten I even had this shit and i forgot even how I stumbled upon it, but i found my old LJ and i was like...gaaaay...but then i started reading a bunch of old memories in my entries from 4 to 5 years back..and damn, this shit's kinda tite...like it helped me keep track of fun things i otherwise would've forgotten...and damn especially these last 4 years of college have been a blur...would've been nice to catalog some of that shit...then again...i dunno...hahaha with a bunch of shit that i did i don't even know if i SHOULD have cataloged that or not... anywhoot...for the few blogs i did write on my MySpace blog, I decided to transfer them all here for archiving purposes and so that the timeline isn't disrupted...

but I haven't made a concrete decision as to if I will continue to write in here or not...for now the temporary answer is yes....and another reason is because Lj is a better blogger than myspace's...keeps track of months n shit...YET, it still sucks compared to all the blogs i read for music and mixtapes n sports news blah blah blah....which are usually on blogspot or wordpress or whatever....they are way better organized and easy to use...

so i may eventually transfer there...but for now...be gone beezy haha late

WELCOME BACK TO ME...and to all homos ...i yaaas kiddee...

cuz I'm Bo yo...

BEST RAPPER ALIVE! hahahahahahahah

no beezy's allowed edition...& THATS THE DOUBLE TRUTH, RUTH!

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Is there a girl that knows everything or most everything about you?
sure hope not...

Is there a guy that knows everything or most everything about you?
sure hope not...

Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you kissed?
in THE room.....on the moon...hehe

Have you ever done more than make out in a bathroom?
haha you are a nosey little bastard aren't you

Do you tell your mom everything?
Nah not at all...i don't really tell any one person a lot about me...scattered information to scattered listeners seems to be the way i tick

Are you enemies with a former friend?
mmmm....can't think of a situation like that....i'm tryin hard.....i think I've just forgiven or gotten over any hatred or resentment toward any possible people...or just gotten over it like not though about it...either way...i'm good and the people that are cool with me r good too...and that's what matters beezies

Ever lost your groove?
haha what a fuckin retarded question....bitch i ain't stella foo...aint no buff tina turner angela bassett and i sure as hell ain't whoopie hahah......but finally to answer the question HELLLL NAH...i will never loose my mojo....or mojitos...mmm..minty....

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
ummm life is all about doing "dumb" shit if people want to label it that...that "dumb" shit, it just so happens....makes you who you are...(haha i get all serious to a stupid survey question)....anyway, but of course i have!  that's the funnest shit!

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
jeeeeea....

Have you ever had the cops called on you?
yea...stupid people

When was your last shower?
like a 10 weeks ago....hahaha i wonder what would happen if you're just living an everyday life and you have no reason to have not taken a shower...but u don't for 10 weeks...hahaha i think you'd turn into a mushroom...hahaha

When did you last see your mom or dad?
right now...yea and i know, i'm lucky

When was the last time you danced?
i'm sure it wasn't too long ago...maybe yesterday?  can't remember right now...it's not an "event" to me...i just do that shit whenever i got them jonze in my bonez

If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
hell no...and start a butterfly effect???  fuck that, that's retarded...i'm damn good where I'm at right now...the good and the bad has made me who i am....awesome

Would you ever kiss anyone under 16?
nah dude, that's fuckin creepy damn r kelly person you

Regrets?
nah....dissapointments maybe...but this just goes back to that changing shit back in time question...NO! no! no!

Ever had the opposite sex over when no one was home?
fa sheez

Has anyone ever crawled through your window?
hahahahaha that shit sounds freaky the way i read it...haha like a burgler...or a weird crackhead like tyrone biggums

Who did you last ride in a car with?
ummm Gino's homies Kott and Josh..then myself on the way home

What is something you're currently frustrated about?
ahhh...shit i'm already fixin...so no need to go deeper with that

How many wives/husbands do you want?
none

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
nah she cool in my book

How did you and your number 1 become friends?
if this refer's to "top friends" n shit...right now it's my brother...so well, he's my brother

Who was the last person you yelled at?
damn i don't know...don't think i've yelled at anyone recently...boring i know....haha but i just haven't been pissed lately

Are you a tease?
nah...thats bow-shiet no need to mess with that...there's a difference between flirting/teasing and being a tease little ho...plus that shit doesn't really apply...i'm a dude....i don't know about dude's necessarily being labeled teases...maybe pussies...haha

DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE:  AMAZING...oh snap that wasn't one of the questions

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
damn i dunno...i was laughing my ass off tho

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
yeea

Have you ever taken a shower with a member of the opposite sex?
jeeeeeeea....sometimes assistance is needed....haha

Did you speak to your mother today?
noope.

How many times did you have to take the driving test before you passed?
once foo...even tho sometime i got chino eyes

How old is the first person on your top?
he's in his 30's (i know exactly but no need to venture on)

Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
not that i can think of...oh well...wait...i mean yea....but that isn't my fault shooot

What did you do today?
woke up, watched some basketball games, spilled juice all over my bed so had to change my sheets hahah stupid grape juice...sucks it almost stained my carpet though....anyway, the rest of the day did some stuff round the house, ran some errands, did a lotta chillin, finished one of the books I'm reading...and more chillin...bout to hit them weights...laytah loozahs

How to be a Player classic quote....

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haha Bill Bellamy's homie:

"Have you ever thought about me...................fuckin you..................in the ass..........in the rain...."

***SLAP!***

"Oh, so you don't like rain?"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh my gosh that shit is sooo funny